u/icanbesmooth

▲ 451 r/exmormon

The source of tank top anger.

Two years ago you wouldn't so much as make eye contact with me at the elementary choir concert. I was wearing a tank top. Don't you dare march up to me to say hi wearing your little tank top with garments and act like everything is cool now.

Two years ago you judged me, said the light had gone out of my eyes, and you wouldn't allow my kid to hang out with your kid. Oh how the turntables.

Not to mention now I've lost a way to distinguish myself from the Morg. Short of a facial tattoo, people probably assume I'm one of you.

40 years of being told I was walking pornogrqphy, and now all your little temple married brides get to go sleeveless.

I guess I'm just an angry exmormon. 🙄

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u/icanbesmooth — 2 months ago
▲ 197 r/exmormon

"Days of ’47 parade stake floats see miracles" Well, now we know why God won't cure cancer or stop wars. He's busy with the Pioneer Day parade floats.

A parade float is not a "miracle." Full stop.

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u/icanbesmooth — 3 months ago