An Open Letter to the Person Playing Lil Durk at Paseo Prairie Garden Last Night
Dear Neighbor,
I have to admit, there was something uniquely Chicago about Lil Durk echoing across Paseo Prairie Garden.
That said, I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard the line “All headshots, we changing dental plans.”
My friend, in this economy?
Who exactly is even affording dental plans?
Most of us are one chipped tooth away from a GoFundMe and a six-month payment plan.
A crown costs more than my first car. Half of us are walking around carefully chewing on one side of their mouth because we’re waiting for open enrollment.
Also, it felt a little on the nose blasting Lil Durk from Paseo Prairie Garden. If Durk pulled up to Logan, he’d probably assume everyone was an op simply because they’re on a different block. Milwaukee? Op. Kedzie? Op. California? Definitely an op. Palmer Square? Believe it or not, op.
Meanwhile the actual neighborhood beef consists of people arguing about bike lanes, dogs being off leash, and whether a new coffee shop is part of the community.
Anyway, thanks for the soundtrack. I just found the dental plan line to be the least believable thing I’ve heard all week.