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AITBF for hanging out with my friends girlfriend?

14m here and i just wanna know if im the bad guy in this story. i am in the 8th grade and have a group of friends consisting girls and boys , now Clair(not a real name) has been like an elder sister to me since the 6th grade and we talk and be playful and do playfights and all , shes like a blood sibling to me , and recently Gabe(not real name) from my friend group has started dating clair and some context here, Gabe is the strongest boy in our class , he is even better in sports than some 10th graders and hes like the group leader , everyone listens to him afraid he will do something , but i personally am not scared ,I dont know why but i have never been. Continuing , At the beginning when they were dating it was all good , they hung out with the group , and were just stereotypical couples holding hands and all , Then one day clair came up to me and told me that she cant talk to me anymore , i didnt mind , it did hurt me but i agree relationships should have boundaries and this seemed to be gabes boundary but clair started talking to me again , later now about a week ago Clair told me to tease gabe with soleils(a female friend in the group) name saying he is arguing with her on the regards on me hanging out with her , now gabe is a playful guy , he teases me alot with my girldfriends name so i decided to agree and i just teased him like "How is Soleil" not more not less but he got too offended he slapped me hard in the face, i as i should reported it to my teacher so he started commanding my friends to do things like hold both my legs so i tumble and fall and more , so today , he held me in a chokehold telling me "You are doing too much "and i dont know much about fighting so i took it, i just wanna ask , am i the buttface here , should i quit talking to clair?

TLDR I only wanted to playfully tease Gabe after Clair asked me to, but his violent reactions have left me feeling cornered and physically unsafe. Now, even though Clair feels like my own sister, I am wondering if I need to protect myself and walk away from this friendship entirely.

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u/ilovedogsncats5418 — 3 days ago
▲ 4 r/Ultrakill

Theory for p3

Hey everyone, with Act III looming and P-3 theories flying around, everyone keeps guessing Judas or Lucifer. But if you actually look at the rules Hakita has set in stone, neither of them are possible.

I want to propose a different candidate that fits the game’s themes perfectly: Goliath Prime.

Here is why this works mechanically, lyrically, and lore-wise:

1. It completely bypasses the "Judas Paradox" (No Jesus = No Judas)

A massive chunk of the community wants Judas Prime because of the Dante’s Inferno ties to the Treachery layer. But there’s a huge logical flaw: Jesus Christ does not exist in ULTRAKILL canon. The crosses represent the Tree of Life, and the Testaments show a lonely, flawed God who just abandoned the universe. If there is no Christ, Judas has no Savior to betray. Without his defining biblical act of ultimate betrayal, Judas would just be an insignificant mortal soul—not someone with the universe-shattering willpower needed to form a Prime Soul.

2. It fits Hakita’s strict rules for Prime Souls

Hakita has explicitly stated that Angels cannot become Prime Souls (ruling out Lucifer or Gabriel), and V2 is dead. A Prime Soul requires a human mortal soul with an overwhelming, defiant willpower. Goliath was a 100% human warrior. As the ultimate champion of the Philistines, his sheer, unyielding martial pride and status as an unstoppable military force give him the exact narrative weight required to manifest a Prime Soul after death.

3. The ultimate "David vs. Goliath" theme

ULTRAKILL is fundamentally a game about a tiny, agile machine (V1) systematically dismantling colossal, seemingly invincible giants. Fighting the literal, most legendary giant in human history fits the game's core DNA flawlessly.

Now whats yalls opinion on this thoery.

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u/ilovedogsncats5418 — 1 month ago