u/ironic-jerk

Baby Wearing-Friendly Jackets?

Looking for a jacket for postpartum baby wearing. Either a built for purpose one or something that just happens to work...

Im a US size ~20-22, with big hips so the H&M line is too small for me. Since im due in late November I figure I will need something Warm Warm, and also something fluffy, like a little more than a hoodie, for warmer days.

I'd really like to avoid Wal-Mart but will also get over myself of that is the only option. My other thinking was a carhartt from the Men's big and tall workwear store. I'll gladly pay more for something good, New York winters in a trash jacket are not my idea of fun!

Anyone find something they are happy with? / recommend?

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u/ironic-jerk — 5 days ago

Incoming TMI, Bathroom Stuff

Im at ~23 weeks and wondering if I will ever have a normal poop again?

Anyone got smoothie suggestions for the woefully constipated? The cherries and coconut milk didnt help, neither did too much cheese on my dinner pizza and historically that was *always* a one way ticket to toilet time.

I have never had this problem until now!

Yes, I have a squatty potty.

I know in the grand scheme of things that can happen to someone when they are expecting i should be counting my blessings, but OH MY GOD im so uncomfortable.

Anyone else have a gross problem they wanna share?

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u/ironic-jerk — 3 months ago

Complaint (humorous, not serious)

Please stop with the 'your baby is the size of ____ fruit/vegetable. What kind!? They vary in size? A mango? Those vary enormously! An Ataulfo? A Kent? Champagne??? Same with bell peppers, help me out here! This week Im an... Artichoke!?!?!? Get fucked, I have no idea what you are talking about baby app!

(Jk. I know it isnt supposed to be this deep and its just to help get a mental image im just pedantic.)

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u/ironic-jerk — 3 months ago