Y pool etiquette
Be sure to spray your sunscreen into the air and jump into the mist. We want lung cancer so breathing that in is perfect to achieve that goal.
Sport your thong. We want to train our kids to be in fashion.
Let’s keep the grassy area as muddy as possible. That dirt helps keep the pool fresh!
Park your stuff under an umbrella and never come back. You need to stake your claim!
What else folks?