Mustard water revelation
My firends, after perusing this great subreddit and all the ways to consume water, I have found the holy grail. It is the mustard water that squirts out in a sploot when you first whip out the mustard out of the fridge.
I have now filled my entire fridge full of mustard and every single day i take each bottle out and squirt JUST the water into a large mason jar.
I believe this is the next big thing, like the sardines! I plan to submit for patent as soon as i have completed my first jarful.