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Dear bogs,
Thank you for being a cozy home for my plants. They appreciate you. I appreciate you. For that reason, I could never shove an unsightly pvc pipe into you or slap a flower pot in the middle of your essence and waste your valuable space. You prefer to be top watered because it’s like a breath of fresh air for you. When I manage you properly you reward me with huge rhizome gains and more pitchers. It’s going to be 92° today which is a cake walk for you so I hope you all have a great.
Carnivorously Yours,
Bogtimus Prime
The Bogfather