u/jo2701

So to introduce miself me iz Nanabananana Nana cause Nana rhymes Banana and Banana rhymes Nana therfore Nanabananananana

Me just a girlie, I was having fun outside until hoomn STOLE mi and trapped me with DUM yungr bruder in house.

But me? I’m a free soul as you can see. So I escape. Escape not fun, lots of cats outside, but still better than INSIDE.

But then… KIDNAPPED AGAEN!!! HOOMAN TOOK ME BACK INSIDE AND COVERED MI HOLE THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO CRATE FOR A WHOLE OF 15 MINUTES. MI FREEDOM.

And while I mourn my freedom. Everybody having fun and giving kisses as if nothing happened. As if my most basic cat rights were not betrayed. AS IF I WASNT BETRAYED.

I have dum dum leash to go outside with mum but that IZ NOT FREDOM.

God forbid a girlie wants her freedom. Dis iz not laif. I livd outside for 1 year abd had si much fun and ate so many polenta (she loves polenta and I am romanian and well the neighbours gave her polenta and other food they cooked). And hunted so many birds and mice. THE LAIF

NOW WHAT. NOW INSIDE AND LEASH AND CAT FOOD AND DUM YOUNG BRUDER

I AM A HUNTER I AM THE NIGHT I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS I AM DANGERUSSSSSS

Now accusationes and inside. Closed doors. Food already in bowl. Dum dum toys and lasers and rods and feathers. No mice and birds.

I feel my freedom spirit slowly fading away. I am getting fat (fun) and called Nanabanananana.

Is this what life is supposed to be like? Just sleep eat poop play sleep? This iz it? This iz ehat mi life is going to account to? Is this all there is for me to accomplish? Is this all there iz?