u/joolzmcgoolz

An episode came on quicker than I think it ever has today. I started feeling like I had to puke so I went into the bathroom. My whole body felt like it was on fire. I was sweating, itchy. I stripped down because I was just so hot. So there I was laying naked in my throw up on the bathroom floor like some kind of maniac. Dripping sweat. My throat is feeling tight as hell. I try to yell for my friend on the other side of the house but he can’t hear me. I call 911, all I can get out is my address and anaphylaxis but the operator has a thousand more questions. My consciousness is sort of in and out. But then I have a thought- I’m NAKED and about eight strangers are going to be here within the next few minutes and this looks like a strange crime scene so I focus all my energy and strength and stand the hell up and walk out to find clothes and I take about seven heavy ass steps before falling flat on my face. I didn’t even realized I had fainted. I have no memory of it. I don’t know how long I was out. The next thing I remember is my friend beside me with the pen. A bunch of firemen and EMS personnel arrive and the paramedic speculates it was food poisoning and I fainted because I was dehydrated from the puking. lol ok