u/jospeh68
How do you deal with a friend who has announced her engagement to an engagement bot?
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Do you sometimes try to remember phone numbers, addresses, and license plate numbers during detective TV shows?
Like "all units to 1653 Dellington Terrace". Or maybe you repeat the license plate number of t. he bad guy's getaway car aloud and try to retain it.
Do colleges today still have a "Big Man on Campus "?
One that all the girls swoon over and the guys aspire to be.
Why do people say "we are all born alone, and we will die alone"?
The mother is giving birth to you, so you are not alone when you are born.
How much worse is being completely ignored on Reddit than being harshly criticized and downvoted to infinity?
reddit.comHas anyone ever accused you of being "the reason we can't have nice things"?
reddit.comWhen did boom boxes make such a big comeback?
Guys lugging them around city streets, carrying them around on their shoulders. It's like the '80s and '90s are back.
Why do we never hear about someone being charged with bigamy anymore?
It seems kinda like a 1950s thing. The kinda thing you'd see on Perry Mason.
Why do so many older men walk around with a piece of straw in their mouth?
reddit.comHow do I ensure that other people don't think of me as a square?
I like old fashioned music from the 50s and wearing vintage clothing. I know that's not hip these days.
Why are we always glorifying and praising the future?
Instead of enjoying the present, people bash it and look ahead to the future, like it's going to be paradise. What's wrong with the now?
Why don't we revive charming old sayings?
Like "he's tighter than Dick's hat band" to describe a tightwad.
Or "I don't know him from Adam's housecat".
Did Candid Camera stop being funny when it became apparent that we are all on camera 24/7?
reddit.comWhy do we mix languages in our conversation?
"Let's get it done pronto!'
" I need it by Monday, capeesh?"
Why don't we see people on hoverboards anymore?
It used to be a common sight.
Gen Z is claiming they have invented chalant relationships?
As opposed to nonchalant relationships. How is this something new?
Why do we never see female butchers?
Seems like it's always some jolly overweight man recommending the best cuts of meat.
Why do kids prefer bad unhealthy food to food that's good for them?
They'll choose donuts and cotton candy over fruits and veggies.