Image 1 — Dichotomy of Daisy the Diva
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Dichotomy of Daisy the Diva

She is beauty. She is grace. She will lick you in the face. And lick herself in the face. And lick everything around your face. She likes to lick. A lot.

4 years old, we no clue what she is, so feel free to make something up for her. She’s the most elegant and the most clumsy dog I’ve ever met, seemingly born tailless, some kind of pit mix, and that’s all we know. Weighs ~40lbs.

u/jpgr09 — 4 days ago

New Washer 😍

Though she be but little, she is fierce. We saw a guy using this same machine at our local McDonald’s a couple weeks ago and my husband was instantly curious so we googled it and got it for $119 online.

We did half of our driveway and our carport today and I can’t wait to get to our back patio and deck tomorrow 😍

u/jpgr09 — 4 months ago

Hey Apple Music, quick question: what the hell? Thanks for teaching my kid a new bad word today.

We were listening to The Wiggles and my kiddo yells out “AWWWWW this song has a BAD WORD!!” And I went to ask him where he learned that when he went “look!! It has the stars! That’s a bad word!” And sure enough, Apple Music has C**k Horse censored and has added another word my son’s naughty vocabulary list.

In case you were wondering, the other word my son learned from Apple was from “C*m on Feel the Noize” which highlights several unnecessary choices from several parties involved.

u/jpgr09 — 5 months ago