

Events calendar available?
Is there a public SETI-related events calendar? I see talks linked in this channel but, of course, they’ve ended long ago. I’d like to sign up or at least set a reminder for upcoming ones.
Stronghold hook consolidation?
I know I can split larger layouts into smaller ones. But is there a way to reverse that? Take smaller hook layouts and merge them?
Yard Patrol!
Nothing gets past Señor Ricardo. “Not on my watch!”
v1.4 — AI coaching is back, and this time it runs locally
holocronparse.com — drag your combat log, get your stats. Free, browser-based, no account.
What's new in v1.4
The big one: LLM coaching is back, rebuilt from scratch. v1.3 pulled it because the first implementation had reliability issues. v1.4 ships it properly.
How it works
After each fight the parser generates a debrief against your spec's reference profile — ability benchmarks, uptime targets, the things that actually move your numbers. If an LLM is available, it narrates those findings in plain English. If not, you still get the rule-based coaching that's been there since v1.1.
The LLM tries providers in this order:
- Ollama — if you have it running locally, it uses that. No download, near-instant.
- WebLLM — if not, it downloads Llama 3.2 and runs it entirely in your browser via WebGPU. Nothing leaves your machine. Fair warning: the default model is ~3 GB. It's a one-time download (cached in your browser), and you can pick a smaller 1B model if you'd rather have speed over depth. The site prompts before downloading anything.
- Rule-based fallback — if neither is available, coaching still runs. No dead end.
What hasn't changed
- All 29 spec profiles — Annihilation, Ruffian, Darkness, etc. — benchmarks hand-audited from real parses, not synthetic data
- Streaming parser handles 50 MB+ logs without blocking the browser
- Shareable fight links, group summary view, raw log viewer
- Zero backend — no accounts, no uploads, no cookies
Happy to answer questions about specs covered or how the rule-based and LLM outputs compare.