u/kittizen_attack

Hewo frens! Iz Ben a wilez sinse ai ben on heer buut ai duu a fink afurr ai du mai free aye em criems.

An ai iz tiem furr mei tuu start skool an hab mai beree owen cat-reer! Az yuuz awl noe mai birfdai wuz in June an ai am noew tuu manee furreber oled! Ai fink Daz oweld enuff furr a job? Anee wai frenz ai duno wut ai wana duu. Yuu awl haz sucsh kuul jobs ai ken noe deside! Help mei pik a job frens! An den sumbodi tel mei hoew tu enrol in da skool!

Okai frens awf tuu do a nado round tha hous! Go criemz!

Psspsspss diz mei duu a rip open bag an eet da treets criem

Smudge da Nado

Helo frens! Ai haz tuu shaer da mazin adbenshure ai had dis weekemd. As yuu awl noez by noew ai iz a wurld travelin kampin kitten an diz weekmd ai gotz tuu goe tu da wuuds!

On Fridai niet meowmy and pawther get da go bag an start tu pak. Ai get reel nerbus dey du a bamdon so ai du a screem an a sit in da bag (as yuu ken see in picshure une). Meowmy coem ober tuu mei an pets mei an sez, don worry kitty wei iz goin kampin yuu iz goin tuu. Frenz ai wuz so escited! Ai tell herz awl da fings herz need tu pak liek treets an water.

Den frenz, wei noe leeve? Dey go tu sleep an da nex mornin ai gota du a screem at dem agen! Finaly dey pak da truck an sai kitty tiem tu go! Dey pik mei up an way wei go. We du a drive drive drive an ai noe eben pookeyed in da Kar.

So wez set up an ai had da moas fun! Ai tuuk a nap in da sun, walked aroun da ouside, ate treets, an best of awl frenz!, noe stinky siblings! Just mei, meowmy, an pawther! Dey eben let mei get a new bandana frum da Kamp store!

Den da next dai deyz pak eberyfing up an maek me goe hoem. Diz wuz sad cuz ai noe wana goe hoem. Ai hoep dey taek mei agen suun!

Miss. Kitty

Helo frenz, many furrebers ago (tewsdai) ai tel mai meowmy ai got da funy feelin in mai tummy an tuu pleeze maek me a poinment tuu get da tummy meds. Herz did dis an ai was fink greet mai tummy feel beter suun. Yestumdai herz bring out da go bocks an ai noe iz tiem. Herz put mei in da bocks ai nomnomnom mai treets in da botom an awai wei go in da vroom vroom bocks.

Ai bery guud girl da hole wai der an eben in da ruum wif da pokey doktor. Ai fink eberyting okai ai get mai meds an goe hoem! Noe frenz! De pokey dokter skooped mei up tuuk mei tu da bak an du a stoled ob mai bluud! Ai yell so loud an screem an hiss an du eberyfing ai ken tuu keep mai bluud. Dey got sum but not awl dey need (heehee go criemz). Dey awlso steeled mai peepee. Dey du da majic on da bluud (an pee!) an tel meowmy hmmm Miss. Kitty haz sum bak-teers in her peepee, wei gib her shots. Finally dum hooman Das whi ai caem heer gib mei da drugs!

So dey coem bak in da ruum wif meowmy an let mei stay wif her dis tiem gib mei mai shot an den weiz pai furr da torshure an liebe. Meowmy gib me treets and wet fuuds wen ai get hoem. Awlredy tuudai ai iz feelin better!

Ai needa suu da meen doktors dat tuuk mei awai frum meowmy an tri tuu steel mai bluds an peepee! Ai no suu meowmy hers duu wut ask ob her.

Miss. Kitty

Helo frenz, yestumdai Judge Balu rueled in mai fabor ob obtaining krabs frum da pawther dai celembrashun. Meowmy gib mei da krab az ken bee seen in picshure une. Firs ai was confuse, wat ai du wif diz? But den meowmy breek it down an gib mei a peece. Turn out ai no liek it. Herz gib mei crunshky treeto insted. Dey wuz mucsh betta.

Miss. Kitty

Helo frenz,

Ai recently (jus noaw) found out meowmy haz been holding out treets furr mei! On saturmdai herz an pawther go to popops house tuu celembrate da pawthers dai and dey haz sumfin caled krabs. Popop sen dem hoem wif une furr meiz and dey noe gib dem! Popop tex mei tudai ask hoew mai Krab wuz an ai noe noez wut him talkin bout? Ai need suu meowmy an pawther tuu hands ober diz Krab dey bwing hoem tuu mei! Ai shaer wif ani kitten whu help mei suu!

Miss. Kitty

Hewo frenz! Iz mei Smudge da nado an mai sisfurr Cyndi da baker (herz haz a biskit shop) an saturmdai wuz our birbfdai! Sorry weiz cud noe celembraet on da dai wif yuu frenz, buut weiz got our paws on da lietbocks an weiz redy tu pawty! Diz yeer ai (Smudge) turn 2 furrebers old and Cyndi turn 8 furrebers old. Weiz got treets furr our birbfdai so wei iz heer tuu shaer wif yuu frenz! Les pawty!

Diz birbfdai pishure ob mei (Smudge) an meowmy wil ad birbfdai pishure ob Cyndi in da coments

Mai hoomans haz started tuu plai da taeble top gaems an dey ket mei plai. Las week ai caem in sekund in momoply. Diz week wei plaid a neuw gaem caled tali's-man. Himz noe maek a perience so ai noe sure wut tali's-man hav tuu duu wif da gaem. Der wuz trolls an ghouls and oter kreeshurs tuu fiet. De gaem wuz reely long an noebodi wun buut it wuz fun still. Ai ask mai meowmy ib ai ken plai nex tiem acuz it luuks reel fun!

Heers Smudge chekin da gaem setup.

Miss. Kitty

Hai frenz, dis smudge na nado (smudgenado liek da weafurr ebent) iz it normal furr da hoomans need tu bee watshed on da literbocks? Ai haz tu superbise my hoomans (mostly mommy) cuz ai du a wurry sumfin bad hapen tu herz on da literbocks. Herz beree seepy in da mornins so ai speshuly hab tu watsh her den so herz noe fall off. Wai da hooman literbocks so hai up? Wai dem no skwats tu pee? Wai dem run da ski waters frew da bowl? So manee kwestuns...

Diz mei du a watsh ob mommy

Hewo frens! Ai finally conbinced Miss. Kitty tuu let mei uze da lietbocks. Hermz a meowmy hog. Aneewai ai wana inroduce maiself ai beree esited tuu bee heer. Mai naem is Smudge an ai am almos tuu furrebers ole. Dey sai mai birbdai nex momf. Mai faborite hooman iz mai daddy an mai faborite toi is da snaek! Ai luuuub fuud edpeskialy treetos. Ai wuna goe ouside cuz it luuk beree fun! Kitty showed mei da moobie tuusdai an ai beree cited tuu wash da goast brusters wif mai nu frens.

Diz mei.

Lub Smudge

Moobie tuusdai haz been sush a hit wif da kittens ai wud liek tuu inroduse gaem fwidai. It haz coem tuu mai tenshun (fanks meowmy) dat dey maek games furr kittens! (Well meowmy sez dey not furr kittens buut obvisly dey iz) heer da furrs une meowmy sen mei. Yuu get tuu bee a kitten in spaece! Herz sai der moar buut herz onlee taek une pishur. Dis gaem call Mlem Spaece agenci. Whuu fink wei need a gaem niet?

Miss. Kitty.

Miss. Kitty heer wif da guud mews furr yuuz tuusdai murnin... da spaceyship haz been repaiered!

Get in kittens wez goin tuu (sowwy meowmyn buut iz 18) fuk dem aliems up! An awlso goe splore spaece. Awl aboard! Step riet up tuu da liet, wez taekin off!

Da presidumpt ob da yuu ess ay iz sposed tuu nounce da aliems. Duu yuu fink he knows about mei or himz nounce da stimky aliems dat tuuk our frens? Hoepfuly da stimky aliems. Mebe wei awl duu a lisen an wez find dem hidin spots! Den we taek da hoku spress and reskue our frens frum da ebil aliems

Miss. Kitty

Frenz ai see awl ob yuu iz luukin fur da aliems maebe ai noe sur, buut da fing is ai riet heer. Hab Ben da hoel tiem. Meowmy sez ai iz aliem frum outerspaece an herz wurkin on fixsin mai spaeseyship. Wen iz awl dun ai taek yuuz tuu spaece tuu find da udder aliems!

Fren Miss. Kitty aliem on erf

Frenz, ai haz greet mews. Mai meowmy finallee turn on da outsied heet. Whu else meowmy finallee turn on da heet furr dem?

Ai noe iz meowmy acuz ai seeez herz push da buttoms an den da warmz air coem on in da hoouse. Mei finks herz duu da saem wif da outsied. Ai dun noez whi it tuuk herz so long buut herz finallee duu it!

Herz sai herz noe control da webber buut ai fink herz just sai dat so ai ken noez goe out. Buut herz finalee caeve!

Diz mei enjoy a nappy in da warmz sun!

Ai dun usuly part... taek paert in da moobie tuuesdai, buut diz mai meowmy an daddy faborit moobie an ai luek tuu wash wif dem. Noe ai noe seez da older unes, dey noe showed mei yet, buut ai wash wif al mai frens an port back tuu dem how guud da riginals aer. Mai faborit carakter iz grogu so ai weared mai grogu eers. Ai maek meowmy fin mai grogu bandany an ai wear dat tuumorow!

Heer mei in mai eers

Miss. Kitty