Get "FUCK EMTs" tattooed on your knuckles

That way, as you are riding to the hospital for your last time, your last act on earth can be to put your knuckles together for the EMT and then die immediately.

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u/knowssleep — 4 days ago

A death metal band called "John Doe and the Electric band" that has random pictures of dead bodies on all of their album covers.

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u/knowssleep — 1 month ago

How might Frog and Toad (of childrens' book fane) engage in coitus?

I know that frogs and toads have many different reproductive strategies across clades.

My parents had pipa pipa toads and Pac Man frogs growing up, and you literally couldn't get any animals to reproduce weirder in totally different ways.

What I want to know is what horrifying, degenerate ways a male frog and a male toad might smash pissers.

Yes, before you ask, this is a kink post.

Images appreciated

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u/knowssleep — 2 months ago