u/kuntdestroyer3000

PING PONG!!!

Okay so this happened about twenty minutes ago, I was out enjoying a cigarette and saw some fireworks.

I had my daughter come out and we watched for a bit, but it was over 90 degrees outside but we could see from driveway.

We got a bit hot, kiddo said she was going in.

The next time a boom went off, as we were walking in I shouted "IT'S THE NORTH KOREANS AHHHHH!"

We laughed going inside.

Kiddo went to her room, I sat down with some edibles and some American Dad.

About thirty minutes later the cops showed up to do a welfare check.

Two cops, one I didn't know, one I went to school with my whole life.

After saying I was from canda, I'm not,my fake accent was more cartoony french than anything and explaining I'm interested in politics and scared of Kim Jung, I'm not, one i didnt know talked to me like I was mentally deficient and explained the 4th of July to me.

They left, I said "God bless america!"

Officer I knew shook his head and told me to have a good night.

TL:DR

I yelled about fireworks being a north Korean attack.

Had to deal with cops doing a welfare check while all hit on edibles trying to convince officer I knew I was from Canada.