u/kwan_e

r/dadjokes r/ProgrammerDadJokes

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I'm a straight-shooter, I call a spade a spade, and I remotely control systems in cleartext.

I telnet like it is.

u/kwan_e — 8 days ago

▲ 89 r/ProgrammerDadJokes

My data centre runs so hot and uses so much water it creates its own weather system.

It's cloud computing.

u/kwan_e — 13 days ago

▲ 42 r/ProgrammerDadJokes

I use git in anger...

...when push comes to shove.

u/kwan_e — 14 days ago

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How do vi users solve an escape room?

By going into insert mode.

u/kwan_e — 1 month ago

▲ 62 r/dadjokes

I hate dating apps.

I'm going to start dating women instead.

u/kwan_e — 1 month ago

▲ 43 r/ProgrammerDadJokes

I developed a CSS engine that only takes pixel units.

px or it didn't happen.

u/kwan_e — 1 month ago

▲ 21 r/ProgrammerDadJokes

My IDE keeps asking for proof of every line of code that I write.

It keeps CLion-ing me.

u/kwan_e — 1 month ago

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I have a cloud setup that is rated at Dominatrix levels of reliability.

It can give you an uptime of 6 nines.

u/kwan_e — 2 months ago