r/ProgrammerDadJokes

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u/hsahimov — 4 days ago

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You know that giant, sometimes toxic meme factory for programmers?

...especially programmers who use really old legacy languages?

You know, 4tran?

u/LostBetsRed — 5 days ago

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in which software company does the Architect from the Matrix work?

in Oracle

u/danielsoft1 — 4 days ago

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how does a programmer like their spaghetti?

boolognese

u/danielsoft1 — 8 days ago

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What is developer's favourite song?

APT.

u/hellenicdev — 11 days ago

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My friend was dealing with network latency

I suggested he sharpen the bits on his router.

u/EcstaticPotato6853 — 12 days ago

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What did the really good router say?

I got a NAS that won't quit!

u/Kowsto — 12 days ago