r/ProgrammerDadJokes
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Why did the exterminator decide to make a career change into tech?
He was already good at debugging
u/Rieux_n_Tarrou — 5 days ago
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Two programmers argue over their printed shirts:
A typical merch conflict.
u/al2klimov — 6 days ago
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I'm a straight-shooter, I call a spade a spade, and I remotely control systems in cleartext.
I telnet like it is.
u/kwan_e — 8 days ago
objectORIENTED
Q. What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A. Inheritance
u/crazyrabbit14 — 7 days ago
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if the Star Wars universe was a computer simulation, what would the Jedi knights say?
may the Source be with you
u/danielsoft1 — 8 days ago
What's the dumbest code you've ever written that's still running in production today?
reddit.comu/AffectionateBell272 — 9 days ago
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Linux versus Windows is a No-Win Situation
reddit.comu/danielsoft1 — 10 days ago
Badjoke
My son is helping me troubleshoot some Python code not working on my PC.
So we figured we better reload the software and I noticed that it's downloading Python ver 3.14.
"Oh version 3.14... guess maybe they should have called it *Pi-thon*" I said.
"Guess what -- they did!"
"No, I meant "P", "I" "thon"
you know, cuz it's ver 3.14"
Big sigh.
(I like to think it's because he's not a dad yet, but it's really just because its terrible)
I guess I *code* have done better for sure.
Hopefully my son learned from this. No matter how crappy a dadjoke is, its our duty to be persistent and capitalize on every opportunity.
u/Key_Design390 — 13 days ago
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My data centre runs so hot and uses so much water it creates its own weather system.
It's cloud computing.
u/kwan_e — 13 days ago
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Two hackers were hacking a target.
Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.
u/minecraft_________ — 12 days ago