r/ProgrammerDadJokes

Contribute your favourite "terrible" IT words

As a junior IT specialist and a gamer, after my first meeting with a client, my manager quietly came to me for a chat.

“Your database needs normalisation.” and confident “It needs the third form.”

Apparently, that was the tricky part.

I was asked to smooth out my IT slang😅, so I started my own little, unspoken IT dictionary of forbidden words and phrases haha

Such as:

• Code refactoring

• Architecture review

• Scalability

• Automation

• Encapsulation

• API

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u/ladyofragnar — 9 days ago