u/leaderofstars

I've had an easier time herding my ol' master's endless cat familiars.

I'm still awaiting the teleportation runes or energy signatures needed to ship the undead.

remainder: all undead are shipped as is. no refunds.

I'm Charlie, survivalist wizard. and I'm offering up fresh corpses and free-range zombies alike to any wizard in need.

all orders will be ethically sourced from the realm of KnoxKY where the undead roam freely without masters or chains.

ALL THE GOLD YOU COULD EVER WANT, BUT IT AINT GUNNA MOVE ANYMORE.