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New Release plus new (human-made!) Art for Side-Quest Hero by Peter North!

When there's a Damsel in Distress, Destiny can wait.

Chaddick Questwell has promised his loyal dog-kin paladin that he'll go to the Heroes Guild, pick up his Chosen One quest, and fulfill his Destiny. Finally. For real this time. Right after he finishes just one more side-quest...

He's promised Calypso Catsong, a cat-kin pirate assassin with a deadly reputation and an even deadlier purr, that he'll rescue her adoptive sister. When there's a Damsel in Distress, Destiny will just have to wait her turn.

Especially when the D-in-D in question is an innocent goblin girl bard who might just be the perfect addition to their party of misfits.

But there's more to this rescue than meets the eye. Captain Dreadeye is building an armada, and the void mage enslaved in his hold is giving him power over wind and wave. If Chaddick doesn't stop him, the seas of Armathia will belong to a troll with no morals and no mercy.

Universal Link --> https://mybook.to/OMSQ3

Art Credit: Red Kinoko
Typography Credit: Etienne Giroux-Paquet
Cover Design: Peter North

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 15 days ago
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Someone Order a Yandere Monster-Maid?

Pre-Order Maid To Love: A Yandere Monster-Maid Romance for Men by Virgil Knightley and Peter North (monoromance in the Maid For You universe)

She knows she can fix him. She doesn't care who she breaks in the process.

Jack is a dutiful and successful man in his thirties who runs a pharmacy branch not far from the so-called monster ghetto. On paper, his life is pretty great: a fashion-model girlfriend, a steady, respectable income, and a recent work incident that left New Justice City’s biggest crime boss owing him a life debt and taking a personal interest in him.

The next thing Jack knows, he and his girlfriend have been set up in a swanky apartment far beyond far beyond their previous accommodations and provided with all manner of luxuries, including their very own monster girl maid.

That maid is Cocoa-Pie. As her name might suggest, she ranks among the cuter Monsterkin in New Justice City. As a miniature equestrikin, or “horse girl” as some call her, she stands out with her coal-gray skin, big pink eyes, and snow-white locks.

But she’s not as innocent as she looks.

Cocoa-Pie’s mind, she and Jack belong together, and she’ll stop at nothing to make sure their romance comes to fruition. That means getting rid of his toxic girlfriend by any means necessary and lovingly manipulating Jack into embracing the truth: no one in this world can make him happier than she can.

But with the criminal underworld knocking at their door and their pasts coming back to haunt them, will they find a way to be together? And what will it cost? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HGT6YVZ8

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u/machinegunjubbli3s — 2 months ago
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New Release: Arcane Arctic 5 is finally in Audio!

The deeper the dungeon, the darker the secrets.

Jay Morgan didn't ask to be the dungeon's chosen King Killer. He just wanted to keep his friends alive, pay off a life-debt or two, and maybe—maybe—figure out how to keep the women in his party from murdering each other over breakfast. But fate (and a snarky, sapient dungeon AI with questionable ethics) has bigger plans. Back in the Ice Dungeon and reeling from recent battles, Jay is promoted from reluctant delver to reluctant revolutionary. As Alphonse Howler's second-in-command, he's tasked with helping the Black Howl expose King Wenshire's agents... and accidentally ends up leading an army.

Kalasi, once their silent captive, wakes with vengeance in her veins and eyes like a woman who's seen the end of the world. She doesn't talk much, but she fights like a demoness. And for reasons unknown, she really, really seems to like Jay. Or, judging by the hungry look in her eyes, she might just want to eat him. Meanwhile, Nova has a plan to escape the dungeon once and for all: by transferring her sentience into Raina's lingering spirit and abandoning the Ice Dungeon forever. There's just one problem—Jay doesn't trust her anymore. Not enough to finish the mechanical body she needs to be free.

To earn his faith, Nova must do something unthinkable. As conspiracies unravel, a plan takes shape. With Alphonse's help, Jay and his girls set a trap to lure the King into a confrontation. Jay never wanted to lead a rebellion, and he sure as hell never planned to start a war. But the dungeon has chosen its King Killer, and this time, it won't take no for an answer.

https://www.audible.com/pd/Arcane-Arctic-5-Audiobook/B0H884CFZV

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 3 months ago
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New Release: Demi-Beast Husbandry for Fun and Profit 6 by Peter North

A mountain rises. Flowers hunger. And the guardian at the top has been waiting a very long time.

Ben Nickels barely had time to catch his breath—or put on pants—before the next monument revealed itself. A mountain has erupted from the jungle overnight, and at its peak, a spire pulses with ancient power. Between him and destiny? Miles of jungle crawling with flowers that move, vines that grasp, and plants with very specific appetites.

The No-Longer-Virgin Witch wants to prove her devotion. The sloth-girl shaman insists on guiding him through the spirit realm. And something winged and powerful circles the mountain's peak, waiting for a Keeper bold enough to climb.

An isolated village holds secrets lost since before the Great War. A new guardian demands to be claimed. And Ben's harem is about to get a whole lot more... wild.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0GJFPHLX4

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 4 months ago
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Side-Quest Hero #1 is finally available in Audio!

Chosen One? Him? Gods help Armathia.

When charming slacker Chaddick Questwell is accidentally anointed as the world’s next legendary hero, he figures he can fake it long enough to cash a few quest rewards and bed a few admirers. But the universe—and his infuriatingly loyal paladin sidekick—has other plans.

Now, saddled with a glowing sword, a golden retriever in armor, and a dangerously sexy elf who keeps blowing things up, Chaddick must bluff, brawl, and bed his way through destiny before anyone realizes he’s a fraud.

Because saving the world is easy.

Looking like a hero while doing it? That’s the real grind.

https://www.audible.com/pd/B0H6R3GBHL

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 4 months ago
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New Release! Arcane Arctic 6 by Peter North, the series finale is here!

The Kingkiller Prophecy demands blood—but whose?

Nova has her body back, and with it, the power to challenge everything Jay believes about destiny. Before he can face King Wenshire and end his tyrannical reign, Jay must prove he's the prophecy's true champion.

The test? Defeating the one person he can't afford to lose.

Steel will clash. Magic will burn. And when the dust settles, only one of them will lead the Black Howl rebels into the Royal Dungeon for Arcanicea's final showdown.

Jay knows three truths: The prophecy chose him. Nova is the key to victory...

And just because the psycho cyborg thinks stabbing is a valid form of flirting doesn't mean he's letting her homicidal enthusiasm ruin his perfectly good rebellion.

The battle ends here. The crown will fall. But Jay's come too far and lost too much to let prophecy, pride, or even Nova's stubbornness stand between him and victory.

Turns out saving the world is the easy part. Saving each other? That's where things get complicated.

https://mybook.to/Arcane6

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 5 months ago
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Pre-Order Alert! Demi-Beast Husbandry for Fun and Profit 6 by Peter North is coming at the end of June

A mountain rises. Flowers hunger. And the guardian at the top has been waiting a very long time.

Ben Nickels barely had time to catch his breath—or put on pants—before the next monument revealed itself. A mountain has erupted from the jungle overnight, and at its peak, a spire pulses with ancient power. Between him and destiny? Miles of jungle crawling with flowers that move, vines that grasp, and plants with very specific appetites.

The No-Longer-Virgin Witch wants to prove her devotion. The sloth-girl shaman insists on guiding him through the spirit realm. And something winged and powerful circles the mountain's peak, waiting for a Keeper bold enough to climb.

An isolated village holds secrets lost since before the Great War. A new guardian demands to be claimed. And Ben's harem is about to get a whole lot more... wild.

https://mybook.to/DBH6

u/machinegunjubbli3s — 5 months ago