There was a skit, had to be from the much earlier seasons. Aries Spears is in a fat suit in a recliner or chair, and someone finds him, he proceeds to tell them that he's so fat, every time he masturbates, he passes out.
I have scoured the web for years searching for this skit or even a reference to it, to no avail.
Does anyone else remember it?
Wrong answers welcome.
The first verse introduces a couple he is watching, possibly in a restaurant or a bar. He narrates their behavior to someone outside the establishment, maybe another vagrant or someone he has managed to get the attention of.
In the chorus he switches to first person. This shows he is not the nervous man with dry lips. He is talking directly to his spectator, now victim, and making advances toward them.
The second verse reinforces that the narrator and the man with the woman are separate individuals. The first line continues the narration, while the next few lines are him speaking to the victim, insisting they spend the night together and asking for money to call his mother. This is why I speculate he is homeless. The last two lines show that he and the victim have followed the couple back to the man's apartment and are watching from somewhere like a fire escape or balcony. The repeated chorus implies the victim is still with him.
The rest of the song plays out with the narrator watching the couple and having his way with the victim until dawn.
Some notes:
He refers to the victim as Sugar in the chorus In the last line of the third verse "Nevermind sugar, we can watch the early movie", that is actually the woman saying she doesn't want sugar in her coffee, not him talking to Sugar the victim.
Sugar actually might be dead after the riff leading into the final 2 repeated choruses, due to how sensual and changed in tone they are.