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*Not* possible Doomsday storyline

This is a pure fan theory, I added things that are not confirmed. I did use AI to polish it and organize it, but the theories is fully mine (So if you see weird word uses, don't blame me).

Pre‑Film Setup

Spider-Man: Brand New Day — Post‑Credits Scene

  • Doctor Doom sits masked upon a throne in Doomstadt.
  • Flashbacks reveal young Victor von Doom and Reed Richards growing increasingly hostile toward one another. Their rivalry grows around intellect, ambition, and Sue. During an experiment gone wrong, Victor becomes scarred.
  • Present day: Doom walks through his castle and enters a chamber containing a massive map of the multiversal tree. He studies it silently.

Fantastic Four — End Credits Tease

  • Shows Doom holding Franklin Richards with his mask off

PROLOGUE

  • Earth‑828: Six‑year‑old Franklin Richards plays with Ben Grimm. Nearby, Reed, Sue, and Johnny speak quietly. Reed has discovered evidence of the multiverse and fears Franklin possesses immense power beyond their understanding.
  • The End of Time: Doom enters a laboratory, equips newly forged gauntlets, and opens a portal.
  • Loki sits upon his throne sustaining the branches. Doom approaches. Loki senses him.

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  • Doom deploys a power-siphoning device, bleeding Loki's energy out slowly to harvest it. Doom overpowers and defeats the weakened Loki, who barely escapes.
  • Without Loki fully sustaining the throne, the multiversal branches begin a slow, agonizing decay. Across realities, only hours remain.
  • Marvel Intro: Cracks spread violently across the logo.

ACT I

Earth‑616 — Status Update

  • Wong oversees the completion of New Kamar‑Taj, headquarters for a future Avengers initiative. Sam Wilson, Shang‑Chi, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, and others assist.
  • Meanwhile, Peter Parker swings through New York. Matt Murdock and Frank Castle fight crime on the streets. The Thunderbolts establish themselves at Avengers Tower.

The Warning

  • Doctor Strange and Clea return from the Dark Dimension with terrible news: Incursions are accelerating, and the multiverse is collapsing.
  • Thor arrives carrying his ill daughter, Love. Wong explains she is already feeling the universe dying; saving Earth means saving her.

Other Worlds

  • Fox X‑Men Universe: Incursions approach. The X‑Men have built a machine capable of destroying another Earth to save their own. The team is divided, but desperation wins.
  • Raimi-Verse (Tobey Maguire's universe): Peter Parker is married to MJ, and their daughter Mayday exists. Peter hears panic outside as another Earth appears overhead.
  • Reality tears apart. Peter discovers the X‑Men deploying their machine. He fights them, loses, and races home, reaching his family moments before his universe dies completely.
  • Earth‑828 Falls: Reed activates a machine designed to save both universes during their own incursion. It fails. Earth‑828 begins collapsing. The Fantastic Four flee aboard a ship just as Doom opens his own portal, his army following close behind.

ACT II

The Gathering

  • Loki arrives on Earth‑616. The Avengers prepare for war.
  • The Fantastic Four arrive and explain who Doom is. Loki explains that time moved differently at the End of Time; the branches are decaying, and Earth‑616 only has hours left.
  • Loki reveals Doom's true objective: Capture Franklin Richards, harness his reality‑warping power, destroy the dying multiverse, and create a new stable reality in Doom's image.

Reed and Doom

  • Before the battle, Reed confronts Doom via a holographic transmission.

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The First Battle

  • An incursion begins. The desperate Fox X‑Men arrive and deploy their machine. The Avengers and Thunderbolts attack. The X‑Men lose, and the machine is captured, but the incursion still advances. Loki uses his remaining magic to slow it down.
  • Doom arrives. Doombots flood the battlefield. Sorcerers, the Fantastic Four, Avengers, Thunderbolts, and X‑Men all fight. The heroes are overwhelmed and forced to retreat.

New York

  • Peter Parker hears the chaos and arrives too late. Loki lies dying on the ground, Doom standing above him.
  • Peter attacks but is easily swatted away. Loki smirks, revealing a final contingency: he has brought a Captain America suit superjuiced by the raw, fading energy of the dying multiverse. Steve Rogers is the backup plan.
  • Loki dies.
  • Doom lifts Peter by the throat. During the struggle, Doom's mask breaks. Peter freezes.

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  • Doom casts Peter aside and leaves. Peter breaks down emotionally as Matt Murdock and Frank Castle arrive to help evacuate civilians from a collapsing New York.

ACT III

Wakanda

  • The heroes regroup. With Loki gone, the incursions accelerate rapidly. Reed upgrades his survival machine using Wakandan vibranium, successfully slowing the collapse.
  • Doom appears outside Wakanda with his entire army behind him.

Second Battle of Wakanda

  • Wakanda joins the fight. The combined armies make a final stand. Steve Rogers arrives, wearing the multiverse-juiced suit, and charges into battle alongside Sam Wilson and Thor.
  • The tide feels like it's turning, but Doom is unstoppable. He overpowers Steve.
  • Seeing the line break, Bruce Banner steps up. He engages Doom in a brutal, desperate hand-to-hand fight, mirroring his old clash with Thanos. Doom ruthlessly executes Banner.
  • Thor witnesses Bruce's death. Blinded by absolute rage, Thor lets out a deafening roar and charges at Doom with everything he has.
  • Right before Thor's hammer connects, Doom coldly teleports away, leaving Thor swinging at open air—utterly denied his revenge.

The Fall

  • Doom materializes inside the Wakandan facility. Franklin is guarded by Ben Grimm and Johnny Storm. Ben attacks, but Doom destroys him. Johnny is thrown aside, and Doom seizes Franklin.
  • Outside, Doom’s ships open fire. The Wakandan castle crumbles, and Reed's machine is permanently destroyed. Doom escapes into the rift.
  • The remaining heroes stand in stunned, broken silence. The sky tears apart completely.
  • Yelena Belova looks toward Bob (The Sentry), an idea forming in her mind for survival. Peter Parker stares upward at the burning sky as a single tear falls.
  • Cut to black. The horrific sound of tearing reality echoes, then fades into silence.

Post‑Credits

  • The End of Time: Doom sits upon the throne once occupied by Loki. Franklin rests on Doom's lap
  • The last decaying branches of the multiverse collapse into nothingness. Doom watches the darkness silently.
  • Cut to black.
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u/PromotionFancy1340 — 15 hours ago
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I don’t think Nolan’s The Odyssey is going to be a straightforward Homer adaptation

I’m starting to think people are judging Nolan’s The Odyssey way too early.

A lot of the backlash seems to come from people assuming this is meant to be a direct, traditional adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey. But from the trailer/screenshot, I’m not convinced that’s what Nolan is doing at all.

This shot, for example, doesn’t really look like a clean ancient-Greek period costume. The outfit feels more modern, or at least deliberately out of place. That makes me wonder if the film is going for something more layered ,maybe people in a modern setting entering dreams, memories, simulations, myths, or past lives and “playing” these characters.

Something almost like Cloud Atlas, where the same souls, identities, memories, or archetypes echo across time. In that case, The Odyssey may not just be about Odysseus literally sailing home, but about a psychological or spiritual journey through identity, memory, and rebirth.

Obviously, this is just a theory. But I don’t think Nolan is careless enough to make a basic Homer adaptation and knowingly turn it into a culture-war mess for no reason. He knows how people react to casting choices and “DEI” debates. So maybe the point is that this isn’t the traditional Odyssey people expected.

Maybe people are getting offended because they think Nolan is changing Homer directly, when the actual film might be using The Odyssey as a framework for something more modern and meta.

I could be wrong, but I doubt Nolan looked at one of the most famous stories in history and thought, “Let’s just do a simple remake and annoy half the audience.” There’s probably a bigger structural idea behind it.

u/Sherdil- — 23 hours ago
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What do you think makes The Flash stand out from other speedsters like Quicksilver, A-Train, and Makkari?

Every speedster has a different vibe. A-Train is brutal, Quicksilver is cool, Makkari is smooth, but Flash feels next level.
Who’s your favorite speedster and why?

u/Silver-Complaint6743 — 2 days ago

Groundhog Day Theory

Hello all,

This is my first ever reddit post so I thought I would go for something suitably random.

This is a theory about Groundhog Day which is a movie I love and I have seen far too many times.

My theory about Groundhog Day is that Phil Connors actually dies — or falls into a coma — after being struck on the head by the falling shovel near the beginning of the film, and that everything which follows takes place in either purgatory or a spiritual limbo.

As a lapsed Catholic I tend to view things through this lens, Punxsutawney becomes a form of purgatory where Phil must confront and purge himself of the Seven Deadly Sins he embodies at the start of the film: pride, lust, greed, wrath, sloth, envy and gluttony.

His endless daily “resurrections” at 6:00 AM resemble cycles of penance or rebirth, and every selfish attempt to escape — indulgence, manipulation, theft, even suicide — fails because only genuine moral transformation can free him. Rita functions almost like an angelic or saintly figure (perhaps even echoing Saint Rita, patron saint of impossible causes), representing unconditional love and grace that cannot be won through deception, only earned through true goodness.

Within the theory, Ned Ryerson becomes especially fascinating as a possible religious figure — perhaps an angel, gatekeeper, or even a divine examiner. He appears immediately after the “death,” repeatedly confronts Phil no matter how hard he tries to avoid him, knows his full name, and continually offers him “insurance,” symbolically echoing salvation or protection for the soul.

As Phil gradually abandons ego and becomes almost saintlike — saving strangers, helping the vulnerable, creating beauty and acting selflessly without expecting reward — he finally achieves the spiritual enlightenment needed to leave the loop.

Only when he truly falls in love with Rita, not out of lust or manipulation but genuine compassion and humility, does he awaken to February 3rd: the purgatory is over, his soul has been purified, and he is finally allowed to move on to “heaven.”

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u/Wilckenno1 — 3 days ago

Different views .

You’ll never read this so it’s okay . I had to leave in silence . You present to the world how much you care for your wife and her condition and how she is the love of your life . However in reality it seems that she is a bother to you with her challenging condition. Being in front of crowds and receiving accolades , is much more important to you. I saw this when we first met and I pushed the thought away. However the last text you sent me showed me that I was right . You care more about approval and attention from other people than her well-being that was the last straw!

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u/Better_Criticism9881 — 3 days ago

This Guy REALLY Watches The Watchmen. One Fan's Descent Into Conspiratorial Madness

Several months back, maybe a year or more, a Watchmen fan began proclaiming that he was the only person who truly understood it. He began to make all kind of wild and unsupported claims about it. He even contacted famously reclusive author Alan Moore's daughter on social media to try to get his fan theory in front of the man himself. Despite the fact that Moore has made it abundantly clear that he no longer wishes to discuss the work.

He was banned from the Watchmen subreddit, where he posted as EffMemes, for repeatedly spamming his theories, then becoming belligerent and confrontational when anyone dared question him. Eventually, he started making bad faith reports and unfounded accusations of homophobia and harassment.

An example of his r/Watchmen output:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watchmen/comments/1l92g53/hooded_justice_and_larry_schexnayder_are_one_and/

Since then, his theories have only become more intricate, as they build upon themselves like some self-perpetuating insanity fractal.

Lately, he has taken to spamming comic creators on BlueSky with his theories.

Here are several threads outlining his rather, uh, unique take on Watchmen:

https://bsky.app/profile/matthewlovesbread.bsky.social/post/3md6lgts2ws2z

He is obsessed with the idea that the character of Hooded Justice is actually Larry Schexnayder in disguise. But he has a lot of ideas about characters from Watchmen actually being other characters. Here is a thread in which he states that there weren't actually any "villains," because the villains were just heroes dressed up as part of some pro-wrestling style kayfabe. As he tells it, some characters were playing 2 or more roles:

https://bsky.app/profile/matthewlovesbread.bsky.social/post/3mhbqczxavk24

He is also convinced that Dr. Manhattan does not kill Rorschach at the end, but rather teleports him to Mars:

https://bsky.app/profile/matthewlovesbread.bsky.social/post/3mkj4kaeras2a

His theories are evolving over time, becoming more incestuous and interconnected as he goes.

Most recently, he has taken to digitally manipulating images from the book, and trying to read meaning into the results:

https://bsky.app/profile/matthewlovesbread.bsky.social/post/3mkgxkglsas2a

u/SAlolzorz — 5 days ago
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[POSSIBLE SPOILERS] Vloxx will change organic memory

Here's the theory: Organic memory is faulty. In the Eye of the North manual, we read that many cannot recall their encounters with the krait because they are overcome by fear. I believe that this, emotion, fear, is what prevents mortals, especially terrestrial mortals, from correctly remembering details of the past.

This flaw affects how mortal magicians practice mafic and also how they try to "help" things and "fix" wrongs. Historical wrongs remain fundamentally unchanged because mortals are unable to remember enough to help them ask for forgiveness and in turn, forgive.

Lyssa may tie into this. It is said that she is so powerful that she can make even gods forget the past. Her magic may be affecting the entire world, cloistering aspects of conscious thought and memory that must be restored.

But the key could be Dwayna. I believe that Dwayna is Waiting Sorrow. If she can be brought to the point of confronting the fullness of her past trauma - perhaps stirred to remember - she may be released from bear form and all of Tyria released from the grip of its malaise.

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u/DeadGameWalking — 7 days ago
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[Mind-Blowing Theory] The Boys is a Secret Prequel to Invincible — Ryan and Zoe are the Biological Ancestors of the Viltrumites

I genuinely think I connected the dots between the ending of The Boys and the origin of the Viltrumite race in Invincible.

And the more I think about it, the less this feels like a random crossover theory and more like an actual evolutionary pathway.

This theory is based on one central idea:

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And that changes everything.

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1. Ryan Butcher — The First “Natural Supe”

Every Supe in The Boys exists because of Compound V.

Homelander, Maeve, A-Train — all artificial.

But Ryan is different.

He inherited his powers genetically.

That means his DNA is no longer “human + Compound V.”
It’s a completely stabilized biological evolution.

He is essentially:

  • The first naturally evolved superhuman
  • The bridge between humanity and a new species
  • The proof that Supe genetics can reproduce naturally

That alone already makes him one of the most important beings in The Boys universe.

But the theory becomes insane when you connect him with Zoe Neuman.

2. Why Zoe Neuman is the Missing Piece

At first glance, Zoe seems random.

But biologically?

She perfectly completes Ryan’s genetic profile.

Her powers revolve around:

  • Blood manipulation
  • Internal biological control
  • Cellular/molecular disruption

That is EXTREMELY important.

Because Viltrumites in Invincible possess abilities that go beyond simple strength:

  • Insane regeneration
  • Cellular durability
  • Near-immortality
  • Internal biological stability
  • Resistance to aging
  • Surviving catastrophic physical trauma

And what if those traits originated from Zoe’s side of the genetic equation?

3. The “Viltrumite System” — How Their Biology Evolved

This is where the theory really clicked for me.

Ryan contributes:

  • Flight
  • Super strength
  • Durability
  • Longevity (“amortality”)
  • Space-survival adaptation

Zoe contributes:

  • Molecular/cellular regulation
  • Biological stabilization
  • Internal reconstruction abilities

Over thousands of years, their descendants evolve.

But Zoe’s powers change.

Instead of remaining an active ability,
they become an involuntary biological process.

Meaning:

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Their bodies are unconsciously repairing themselves on the cellular level 24/7.

That explains:

  • Their absurd healing factor
  • Their extreme tissue density
  • Why their organs survive impossible damage
  • Why they age so slowly
  • Why they can survive space combat

Their biology becomes self-sustaining.

Not magic.

An evolved genetic system.

4. Why Viltrumites Lost Heat Vision & Other Powers

One thing always stood out to me:

Viltrumites physically resemble Homelander’s genetic line…
but they do NOT possess:

  • Heat vision
  • X-ray vision
  • Super-hearing variants
  • Other “flashy” powers common in The Boys

Why?

Because evolution discarded them.

A. Natural Selection Prioritized Efficiency

Heat vision may have been powerful…
but biologically inefficient.

Over thousands of years, evolution prioritized:

  • Regeneration
  • Physical durability
  • Strength
  • Speed
  • Space adaptation
  • Combat endurance

The Viltrumite body became optimized for survival and conquest.

Not versatility.

This is why Viltrumites feel more “pure” biologically than Supes.

They are the final streamlined version of Supe evolution.

B. Ryan Rejected Homelander’s Legacy

This part is REALLY interesting.

Heat vision is the symbolic signature of Homelander.

It represents fear.
Cruelty.
Domination.

Ryan may have intentionally rejected those abilities emotionally.

And if he never embraced or trained those powers,
future generations may have gradually lost them through:

  • genetic dormancy,
  • evolutionary redundancy,
  • or complete extinction.

Meaning:
the Viltrumites became genetically closer to Ryan’s core biology rather than Homelander’s destructive traits.

5. The Omni-Man / Homelander Parallel

This is the detail that made the theory hit even harder for me.

Both stories contain almost the SAME symbolic scene.

In The Boys:
Homelander brutalizes Ryan emotionally and physically.

In Invincible:
Omni-Man brutally beats Mark while trying to force his ideology onto him.

The parallels are insane:

  • superpowered father
  • god complex
  • son caught between humanity and superiority
  • violent “lesson”
  • emotional manipulation
  • generational trauma

It almost feels like Invincible is the FINAL FORM of the exact same father-son dynamic introduced in The Boys.

Except thousands of years later.

6. The Timeline — Why Invincible Feels Like Earth’s Distant Future

One detail people overlook:

Invincible never clearly tells us what year it takes place in.

But the world visibly feels FAR more advanced than The Boys:

  • advanced robotics
  • futuristic medicine
  • hyper-developed defense systems
  • alien integration
  • global superhero infrastructure

It doesn’t look like present-day Earth.

It looks like a future civilization.

And that matters.

Because it creates room for this theory to work naturally.

Generation 0 — The Escape

At the end of The Boys, Ryan and Zoe leave Earth.

Not as conquerors.

But as survivors escaping:

  • Vought
  • Butcher’s hatred
  • Homelander’s legacy
  • humanity’s fear of Supes

They leave searching for peace.

Generation 1–100 — The Founders

Their descendants inherit stabilized superhuman DNA.

No more Compound V needed.

At this stage:

  • powers are still diverse
  • remnants of older Supe abilities still exist
  • the species still emotionally remembers humanity

But slowly…
that connection fades.

Generation 1000+ — The Purification

Natural selection begins streamlining the species.

Weak or inefficient traits disappear.

Flashy powers vanish.

The species becomes genetically specialized around:

  • strength
  • durability
  • healing
  • flight
  • longevity

This is the TRUE birth of the Viltrumites.

Thousands of Years Later — The Empire

Ryan is NOT the emperor.

He is the forgotten peaceful patriarch.

The Viltrumite Empire only emerges much later,
when descendants like Argall begin believing:

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And by then?

Earth is forgotten.

Humanity becomes mythology.

The names “Ryan” and “Zoe” disappear into ancient history.

7. Why This Theory Weirdly Fits TOO WELL

This theory explains:

  • Why Viltrumites look human
  • Why they reproduce with humans so easily
  • Why their powers feel biological instead of magical
  • Why they are obsessed with genetic purity
  • Why their abilities are focused on physical perfection
  • Why they possess insane healing but lack diverse comic-book powers

And thematically?

It connects both stories perfectly.

Invincible

is about:

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One story is the birth.

The other is the consequence.

Final Thought

If The Boys Season 5 truly ends with Ryan and Zoe leaving Earth together…

then the seed of the Viltrumite Empire may already have been planted.

And Invincible could secretly be the story of what humanity became after evolving beyond itself.

What do you guys think?

Am I completely insane…

or does this connect WAY too well?

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u/Swimming_Yak_7109 — 7 days ago
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Devil May Cry Season 2 — Hack and Slash Is Back, Guyzz! 🔥⚔️ Did You Watch It Yet?

Season 2 went insanely hard. Dante was cold as ever, the fights were pure eye candy, and every episode felt like a playable cutscene. Gamers are absolutely feasting. Even if you’ve never touched the games, this was stylish chaos at its best.

Did it hit SSS rank for you too, or were you expecting more?

u/TheCyberStar2077 — 7 days ago
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In the FNAF universe, "him" is a female pronoun.

  • Charlie Emily's death is first depicted in FNAF 2's SAVEHIM minigame. The garbled robotic voice calls the kid a HIM. But FFPS revealed that Charlie is a girl.
  • Also in FNAF 2, Phone Guy calls Mangle a him. But Mangle has a pretty feminine appearance, so what's up with that?
  • In UCN, Withered Chica proclaims, "I have seen him. The one you should not have killed." But wait, isn't TOYSNHK Cassidy? She's a girl, so how can she be a him?

There's only one logical explanation to all of this. In the FNAF universe, the pronoun "him" refers to girls.

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u/DaveyGamersLocker — 11 days ago
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[NEWS] Why is Money Heist coming back if it already had a perfect ending?

The original ending was complete and satisfying. Not every successful show needs to be continued just because it made a lot of money. I prefer shows that know when to end instead of stretching the story and risking ruining what made the ending great. Does anyone else feel the same?

u/TheCyberStar2077 — 11 days ago

UPDATE: MORPH IS ACTUALLY 5-7 YRS OLD?!?!?!

So a lot of u guys have been messing around with morph and finding out his REAL estimated age, and sometime, I googles it up and I realized that...

WARNING: SPOILERS DOWN BELOW!

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MORPH IS ACTUALLY 5-7 YRS OLD?!?!?! (Just like I said in the title!^_^)

HOW ON EARTH COULD IT BE?!?!?!

WHY THE HECK IS MORPH 5-7 YRS OLD WHEN HES ACTUALLY A "GROWN" MAN?!?!?!

OK... I think morph's real age is...

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ABOUT IN HIS EARLY-MID 30'S!!!

(The same age grandmorph was when he was young!)

Hope y'all like & enjoy my trashy fan-theory I had just created in a FEW mins!^_^

Bye bye y'all morph liars and believers!^_^

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u/Naive_Feature_4048 — 10 days ago
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Who makes the clips in Netflix’s Clips section—Netflix or the original creators?

I’m curious about the short vertical videos shown in Netflix’s Clips section. Does Netflix edit and format these clips in-house, or do studios and creators provide them as part of their promotional materials for each show or movie?

u/TheCyberStar2077 — 10 days ago
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I HAVE A THEORY FOR THE UP AND COMING SUBNAUTICA 2 STORYLINE

ok so in the trailer for Subnautica 2 we see that DNA mutation will be a big factor within the game which had me thinking BECAUSE within the dev logs we also see that another big thing in the game will be that your characters body will be cloned and thrown back out into the world to continue experimenting Mickey 17 style.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT!

you see where I'm going with this is there is only one other time within the subnautica francize that we are told of a species that has a body made up multiple different organisms.

in below zero we are told by the Architect Al-AN that the organic parts of the architects bodies are bioengineered out of 27 different species and that they can simply just rebuild their bodies over and over again when injured but that they as a species continue to try and cure the kharaa since the fact that their bodies are made of these different species means that those species would be at great risk due to the virus having already adapted to their body types through the architects.

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE THE ARCHITECTS!!1

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THEM BACK IN BELOW ZERO WELL THINK AGAIN BECAUSE ITS ROUND THREE AND I THINK WE MIGHT JUST BECOME THEM THIS TIME.

My theory is that this time around we will witness the beginning of their race through our own mutation which while may seem strange on the timeline considering that the species had been theorised to have collapsed by the time that subzero begins (in a sort of Schrödinger's cat type of way) though we must remember we are dealing with a VERY advanced species here that has access to near instant teleportation across entire worlds so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch (yes it would) to say that might have encountered time travel in their vast development.

This would explain why they had already had such close eye on the early planet earth shown in the artifacts in their quarantine control base e.g. the ancient earth blade

anyways thats just a theory blah blah blah...

oh and also possibly completely unrelated to the previous theory yet also maybe a lot related but the voices in the trailer are possibly not from a PDA and in fact directly into the mind of the player linking to where they say that "if you hear voices or feel the urge to swim to the tree" which I think because at the end of the trailer the voice line "I know where this mission end. you'll join us soon enough" meaning these are either the dead voices of people who went to the tree and never came back (even with their clones) with the tree using them like a siren to draw us in.

OR

we are REALLY leaning in deep with the architects and that scene we see while the voice line is playing is actually an early development architect base and the voices are the telepathy that we the architects seem to communicate via!

you will join too.

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u/Legitimate-Crew-3350 — 10 days ago

Black noir 2 is actually black noir 1 and he's not dead

So hear me out first, my theory is everytime black noir suffers a deadly injury he recovers and becomes a completely new person with few similar habits as the previous one I mean " Both the noirs were fan of acting, stage shows, movies " how is this a coincidence?

So I think that noir is the same and if you remember he survived a blast and recovered from the few injuries he got. So this makes him very strong he cannot be killed so easily. My theory is black noir is going to be a plot twist in all of this. He will be alive and would eventually get his revenge on soldier boy. Otherwise it's just extremely low quality writing Right?

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u/Unfair-Ad7710 — 12 days ago

The Joker is Jeff Goldblum

The Joker from the Dark Knight is Doctor Ian Malcom from Jurassic park.

The Joker constantly refers to himself as an agent of chaos, Malcom’s speciality is chaos theory- he even calls himself a ”chaostician”

The Joker believes that morals and laws are “a bad joke”, Malcom also believes that it is impossible to try to tame life/nature with artificial rules and constraints.

They even both have distinctive laugh

The incident on Isla Nublar caused Malcom to finally snap and loose all faith in humanity’s ability to control natural behaviour, he became determined prove society wrong

There is no personal information available on the Joker throughout the Dark Knight because InGen went to great lengths to cover up the dinosaur incidents

How did the joker get his scars, he got them when he was injured in a tyrannosaurus attack

(this probably works better with the book Jurassic park than the film as Malcom is more injured and presumed dead)

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u/SlinkeyWalnut — 14 days ago
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NOTE:the connecting of John Fitzgerald Kennedy with penny Fitzgerald is not correct and does not follow the rules of the six degrees of separation but I just connected them anyway cause they have Fitzgerald anyway also I do not support communists or stalin,it's just a something I made

Here's the explanation:

So Stalin has a close friend named Sergei Kirov and Sergei Kirov's friend is Grigory Ordzhonikidze and Grigory Ordzhonikidze is friends with Anastas Mikoyan and Anastas Mikoyan was a high Ranking Soviet official who

Negotiates with John f Kennedy to prevent the cold war to be a nuclear conflict and John f Kennedy's middle name is Fitzgerald so I just connected penny Fitzgerald with jfk cause they have the same names on their names.

So there you have it...

ALSO THE CONNECTION WITH JFK AND PENNY is not true but the connection from jfk to Anastas Mikoyan to

Grigory Ordzhonikidze to Sergei Kirov to Joseph Stalin is correct

u/androiderScary — 14 days ago