r/ShittyFanTheories

So basically, long long time ago I saw a theory video abt this and ever since I’ve been trying to find out the answe. Basically if you look in the middle of the red laser beam thingy you can see the outline of like a kid, and I’ve been wondering who that could possibly be or what it could signify. Any thoughts?

Hear me out guys. Think about it.

COTE's theme feels quite gritty and more realistic compared to the majority of the SCD genre, isn't that concerning - because it randomly gets an extra, weird, almost unrealistic addition upon Ayanokoji (who somehow makes other characters dumber upon them trying to go against him).

After unit 731, I would doubt that Japan would opt for something so silly as using power to create, through death, a perfect human.

Even then, something that concerning would obviously be reported to the United States of America, Japan's closest ally after World War II.

Now, here's where Greg Heffley comes in. In Diary of the Wimpy Kid, Greg is basically this robot-kid (who barely smiles and almost never finds something that makes him feel genuine joy). He basically thinks he's a very intelligent person, but he aint allat.

Now, what if Ayanokoji was just some abused kid of a politician? Think about it, Japanese work culture could genuinely make a dad go "I need my son to be a good successor" and force him to undergo "you need to become very good at almost everything" syndrome.

After getting into an argument with his dad, he deluded himself. This caused him to believe that he was from a place known as the White Room. It really was just a manifestation of his father's strictness, a metaphor for it. The White Room forced him to "kill" off his friends (emotionally detaching and cutting off ties with anyone he formed a bond with) for the sake of becoming better and focusing harder on hard work.

The theory here presents the idea that Ayanokoji Kiyotaka is a deluded child, alike to Greg Heffley, but instead of idiotic thoughts painted with "I'm smart" on it, its eloquent thoughts painted with "I'm perfect" on it.

You can even go further with this, as Ayanokoji is completely deluded and detached from the true reality, him going to school was his butler trying to make him normal again post-deludedness to make him normal. Upon arriving, he achieved that normalcy (as he was acting as a perfect actor).

COTE plays out normally (with certain things being very different from Ayanokoji's perspective).

Another thing that possibly can cement this idea is the fact that all the other characters get stupider in the anime upon trying to outsmart Kiyotaka. This is obviously Kiyotaka Ayanokoji's self-glaze in play.

Tldr; Arthur Louis manipulated me into post Cuckoji slander

Me Jane. You Tarzan. I neurotypical developmentally intact adult woman predator. You animal-identifying developmentally stunted man-child trying to make sense of humans and the concept of attraction.

The story of Tarzan and Jane is represented as one of beauty and love. The reality couldn't be further from the truth. Jane is more reminiscent of a female teacher preying upon her male pupil than an equal partner in a romantic tale. It is clear based on their power dynamic and the happenings of the movie that Jane is manipulating Tarzan to satisfy her sick whims.

Let's consider the evidence. Jane first begins demonstrating a clear romantic interest in Tarzan after he takes her shoe off and engages in some seriously unabated foot play. Clearly Tarzan isn't afraid to give those piggies a wigglin' and this seems to tickle Jane's fancy. Also, while swinging around, it is likely that Jane caught a glance of Tarzan's massive hog. And I mean, I think it has to be gigantic. Jane fawns over Tarzan's body to such a degree that her father smells her interest while she's drawing a picture of him and suggests that he "leave her and the picture alone for awhile." I count that as the first time in a Disney film that a father suggests his daughter take some time to flick her bean but I imagine it will not be the last.

All jokes aside, it is clear that Jane becomes physically interested in Tarzan. He is attractive of course (those eyes, that bod), but let's consider the reality of Tarzan the character. He identifies as an animal. You may say "well actually, he's human...." and yes, professor, you are technically right, but he has been raised as an ape since childhood. HIs understanding of his body, mind, soul, social etiquette, and everything is that of an animal and last time I checked beastiality ain't cool. Secondly, even as Tarzan begins to recognize his identity as human, he is decades behind Jane in emotional and social development as we understand them. He isn't unintelligent, but being stunted in these things leaves him for an extended period (if not permanently) more child-like psychologically. This is clear throughout the movie.

Jane has all the cards. She understands dating and romance. She understands non-ape sex. She wraps Tarzan around her gloved finger (I mean, she's literally his teacher and then she seduces and bangs the hell out of him), and she gets what she wants, which is an all you can ride vine buffet.

Years later, we still celebrate this romance, even as an epidemic of student teacher relationships/assaults keep occurring. Was Tarzan a flashpoint that normalized this or subconsciously influenced young folks? Perhaps. Phil Collins is likely in on it but that's a theory for another day.

Damn you, Jane, you irredeemable pervert.