
Cursed Technique: Paradox Application | Cursed Technique: The Evil Scary Device
This is a collection of two cursed techniques regarding paradox; both are quite overpowered (with the first being KINDA more balanced than the other.)
Cursed Technique: Paradox Application
"MY cursed technique allows for myself to force paradoxes, like those thought experiments!"
The cursed technique, Paradox Application, allows the user to apply a set number of paradoxes onto themselves. The technique requires a high cursed energy expenditure, and also only subsists of five paradoxes.
Paradoxes:
Ship of Theseus
The Ship of Theseus variant of the Paradox Application technique allows the user to replace sections of body parts to allow for a certain need to be established. Of course, the speed of this application regards more to the necessity of this technique requiring to be accomplished. For example: if a blade skims the area of the heart of the user, then that area will forever have a resistance to puncture-based wounds (with formation being dependent on necessity).
Achilles and the Tortoise paradox
This paradox allows the user to give themselves a head start in anything, or to become the tortoise. In practice, the user applies a status effect that lets the user to "pre-react" to anything. Basically, the technique temporarily slows down the activation of anything necessary to the point of the user having enough time in countering. This is an automatic process - with the user being forced to apply roles in the situation. Basically, the user is forced to constantly make themselves the tortoise, and their opponents as Achilles.
Sorites Paradox
The user applies the Sorites Paradox to themselves. Basically, the user must use a massive amount of cursed energy to force a rule; no matter how little their body is, it is still alive. This means, if the user doesn't waste 25% of their cursed energy (as the technique usually requires 75-90% of the cursed energy reserves of the average user), then they are functionally immortal for a couple minutes. The user then can use the Ship of Theseus application to swiftly recover themselves.
Hedgehog's Dilemma
The user can temporarily gain cursed energy output the farther that they emotionally feel towards their peers. The number of times they feel lonely along with the longevity of their periods of loneliness influence the amount of cursed energy output increased. This is constant and passive, as it takes little to no cursed energy to be maintained. This also means that it persists in cursed technique burnout. Also, the closer that they feel to others negatively affects their cursed energy output as well. Furthermore, the user cannot turn off this application of the technique and can't use the benefits of it during cursed technique burnout. The positive and negative effects of this technique on cursed energy output tremendously effect the survivability of the user.
Irresistible Force Paradox
Using all of the user's cursed energy, the user can smash their hands together - with one hand representing an immovable object and the other representing an unstoppable force. The reaction creates a reaction on the levels of nuclear bombs and kills the user.
Cursed Technique: The Evil Scary Device
"[UNINTELLIGIBLE]"
The Evil Scary Device technique allows the user to create paradoxes using a device found by the intestines, replacing their appendix.
"This...[UNINTELLIGIBLE] device was, perfection, perfection, perfection..."
The device functions by storing every possible paradox ever. The user has almost perfect control over the device.
"...perfection, perfection, perfection. domination over the impossible Perfect - perfection, perfection, perfection, perfection..."
The only thing out of the user's control is a thing known as "The Evil Scary Device's failure" which forces horrible effects. The device forces a new law unto the universe, unto reality:
"All paradoxes must be deleted."
A body at the peaks of power and yet the worst of suffering.
"I used to have a proper body, and a home, and a proper body, and a proper...I shouldn't try."
As the device is linked to the user's soul and body, and also is a junction of paradoxes, it is constantly being deleted and reformed. This is a constant process, outside of the user's control. The user is forced to use their powers, allowing themselves to not have cursed technique burnout using a newly made paradox. The user is allowed to do anything impossible but is forced under the constant agony and "omnipotent supervision" of their own cursed technique. The cursed technique forces the user to undergo the feeling of their conscious, of their cells, of their body, of their soul to be viscerally ripped out of the universe, and plunged back in. Constant demolition: that is the hellish motto of this cursed technique. No, not a cursed technique. A full-on curse.
"...perfection, perfect, perfect, [UNINTELLIGIBLE], perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, [UNINTELLIGIBLE], perfection, perfection, [NONSENSE]..."