u/mhd5xw

I'm a 23-year-old guy who just spent his entire life trapped in a high-tech survival bunker deep underground. Now that the blast doors are finally open, I'm looking for a surface dweller who isn't afraid of a guy who gets way too excited about indoor plumbing, panics at the sight of pigeons, and has parents whose music taste is entirely stuck on pre-war 1950s vinyl.

​Down in the bunker, I worked as an accounting manager for the vault's survival administration ,handling all our tax, social, and resource declarations while trying to figure out why you surface folks pay for electricity instead of just rationing fusion cells.

​Standing at six-foot-five, I'm hoping to find someone patient enough to explain surface concepts like rain, seasons, and social media, while being down for long-distance weekend road trips or grabbing a drink. If you're ready for a first meetup where you show me a crowded city bar and I tell you way too much about corporate accounting under post-apocalyptic regulations, slide into my DMs. Let's stop settling for sterile vault life and go truly wild.

Is working in a bank as an auditor a good idea or not? And what should I know before? Is it like a normal audit in companies? Thanks