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Predictions for today then, lads?

Sebastien Bond’s back in court for the ol’ “who’s paying the legal bill” showdown - you know, for that completely normal secret case where his assets only happened to be frozen for two years. Standard stuff.

Question is… who’s turning up?

Will Judge McAllinden’s old mucker Elton John make an appearance? A man who, as we all know, suffered horrors beyond human comprehension after being very gently rinsed online for driving about in an electric-blue motor with the plate “ELTONJ”.

(Should’ve gone with “REGGIE” the reg plate if you ask me, but nobody did.)

Or will the Canadian lawyer Mean Hope swoop in through the night like Batman with Air Miles to save the day? Heard there was a bit of aggro after one of the plaintiffs’ briefs had to apologise for misleading the court. Bit awkward that. Might be shopping round for a new legal dream team now? Will Mean Hope step in with his commonwealth law degree?

So then, predictions?Tears? Adjournments? Someone dramatically storming out for the Netflix documentary cameras?

This is embarrassing innit? Isn't one of these birds a lawyer ?

🎥 Credit Deinfluencers2

From the deinfluencers 2 tiktok

"the only thing Neil has is both sides costs" 😂

"...Lauryn Goodman offering immunity" 😂

Credit: the deinfluencers 2 on tiktok

"....no matter what anyone tells you, a civil defamation case somewhere as insignificant as the six counties CAN change the world"

Or will Sebastian Bond walk through the streets of Belfast naked and bloody whilst some old nun rings a bell shouting SHAME SHAME SHAME!?

Or will Stormonts Naomi Long and Cara Hunter boo the defendant as he walks into court, with Bond shouting back defiantly "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!!"

I guess there's some other possible outcomes too though innit?