u/mopeyunicyle

My idea is a chapter called the rejected ones

A chapter that is loyal and follows most of codex with a few large changes.

One the chapter is built from those that choose or are offered to leave the chapter since they feel they don't fit in or wish to serve elsewhere. They are also trained to fill any and all battle roles to allow them to adapt use any weapons any tactics.

Within this chapter there is no scout company they only seek out those who wish to leave there chapter.

They follow the idea that each company is made up of 99 men. They leave a space empty as a symbol. The idea that a primach or another chapter master can lead a company as a personal gaurd or to allow them to do a unquie mission.

Each company is lead by a counsel of 9. Each one can and must be able to trace there geneseed back to a specific primach. One for each loyal son. This is a part of the message of competency and using the one with the best knowledge and skills for the mission/operation

That's it's every possible skill a person could have is listed with a score from 0-100 you understand instantly that 0 is the worst and a 100 is best. That every skill can be further improved as well

All the skills you could think of are covered a few examples are driving, fishing, persuasion.

Along with more random ones like flying, boating, walking ect.

What would you do with the knowledge and which skill would you be more interested in seeing.

The screen can be cleared and you will periodically see it occasionally every year.

That's it you would rotate with someone else doing a 12 hour shift of 12am to 12pm or 12pm to 12 am.

The rich man thinks swearing is to low for him ruins his image so during your 12 hour shift all you have to do is keep a phone he's paying for besides you. When he calls answer it he will say your on speaker phone. You have up to a minute during which you shout curse and swear at the person. Rich guy hangs up the call when done.

You aren't required to be near him only have the phone near and answer it.

You will have no context on the person or offence committed. Failure to answer the call means you fired no second chances. He is understanding you can past the position to others if you want a holiday or break but if they fail to answer then same thing your fired.

Would you take such a odd role

That's it in exchange for a permanent deal of 10 million dollars or local equivalent. Your sweat also now turns into your blood when leaving your body.

So sweat can lead to blood loss. Example you swear 500ml that's now 500 ml of blood you lose.

The only benefit you will be given is the blood will be clear like sweat so you don't look like you bathed in blood

To quick explain it's about a dci in the metropolitan police.

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During one episode there is a killer going about targeting sex offenders. They find out who is next to die but can't get to them in time. So they find the victim that was abused by offender. Getting them to speak on TV. During which instead of asking them to let the offender go. They say that hope the killer will carry out there justice.

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Would the victim one have been required or compelted by the police to do such a speech and would they get in any legal trouble for there statement of non legal justice.

It's a simple choice everyone you care about is happy and truly content but you will never be something will always be missing no activity or such can fill

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Or make yourself truly happy and content but those you care about will will always feel something missing that no activity or such can fill

The first lets people turn into there sprite animal for a day a year. The animal is invulnerable so no risk if injury. You are banned from harming people in the animal form

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Second button gives you the ability wish for a 5 minute firework show once a month that resets at the end of every month

They ask maybe cause they had a bad day or something similar.

Like a blood angel ask sanguina saying today was something extra tough may I get a hug. For example

Which one offers the hug no judgement

Who would be hugged and be don't do it but accept it not wanting to offer.

Who is all this is a waste of time.

Who is ready to punch them or worse for asking.

Who is so scary for them to even be asked

Ect

You are now the face of any and all intimate/personal medications and ads From diaherra medication to tampons condoms ect. If it helps the ads will CGI you so all you have to do is a single hour of photo shoots a year so your face is accurate and allow a ai to borrow your voice for the ads

To add they use a copy of your face edited onto a body of the opposite gender to fill the ads your gender doesn't match up.

Example your a male. Your face would be edited to femine and now used in tampon ads for example

How do you think the empress and primachs would react if somehow the empress and primachs got tricked and locked in chastity belts designed so even the primachs and empress can't escape or break them to give there poor SO's a time without pelvis danger.

Is someone reasonable okay with it or using it as tool to improve Imperium.

Who is flipping out ready to murder there way to freedom.

Who is pretending it isn't bothering them despite being pissed

Ect.

You have been offered a 9-5 role with a hour for lunch.the cavite is you must deliver notes between a group of 10 people extremely good at there jobs but the hate the shit out of eachother and refused to speak to eachother using anything other than written notes you must deliver.

You'll go to the office of a staff member they'll say delivery it to X and tell them there being a ass. You don't have to tell them that but they'll all say some insult. You go deliver the note and leave wait to see when the next note is requested

Each office has a light and a buzzer that your desk will tell you how is wanting a note delivered.

You can be expected to deliver anywhere between 10 to 200 notes a day. You must deliver notes as quickly as possible.

When not delivering notes you must wait in the hall that connects all 10 offices. In exchange one you get a nice desk and chair. With a radio,TV and laptop for whatever you want to do. Your only job is to deliver the notes.

The wage is 100k as one you'll be deal with all these people who will swear a lot and want you to swear at the rest of the team.