r/PrimarchGFs

How would Fulgrim react if a lowly mortal like me orgasmed onto her ass cheeks at the beach?

How would Fulgrim react if a lowly mortal like me orgasmed onto her ass cheeks at the beach?

She's my wifey <3

u/SIaaneshi — 5 hours ago

The boys are all kinda back together

Missing from the reunion are:

Traitor SO's for obvious reasons

Centurion - dealing with imperial beurocrats keeping him on terra

Dove - fighting off the tyranids on baal with all the blood angels and their successors

Courier Lover - still stuck in the mojave

Squire - stuck in the same place as the lion

Rose is here because "chaos is bad for business" also to fuck with khorne

u/LiteralFirefox — 10 hours ago

Sororitas magazine, cafe edition (art by FromPronghorn)

Guys, this is the (battle) maid cafe we have all been looking for!

u/captaintaskmaster1 — 21 hours ago

Sororitas propaganda, beach issue

I can imagine that inside, it comes with something like “fight on, guardsmen and sisters of battle. Fight on for them!’

u/captaintaskmaster1 — 21 hours ago

What Avenger was doing on the 4th of July

Keeping two old people from sleep well at night is his favorite past time!

u/Muffinstews — 13 hours ago

The SOs meeting the Canon counterparts of their wives, results were mixed.

And GF primarchs figured out that the guy-versions of them are virgins.

I’d imagine that the Traitors would spend a significant amount of time shit talking and alpha dogging on the SOs (and Lion to).

while the loyalists would have new friends. Except Lion.

u/jfjdfdjjtbfb — 21 hours ago

What Upgrades you guys think Trinket got.

Like to think that during the heresy Trinket gets upgraded into the 40k Adam Smasher. Eliminates entire chapters that give The Iron Lady trouble, things like that. Gotta have stuff like Phosphex wrist flame throwers and his heavy smg is like a mounted bolter he rips off the ship and uses as a portable mini gun.

u/Regular_Position_256 — 20 hours ago