r/PrimarchGFs

"Oh a female clone of someone is easy, done it before, I just felt like wearing different skin for a little while, for it seems to annoy one band of loyalist dogs still trying to hunt me you know"

- Fabia Bile on the shape of the new body.

Weirdly, not really lore inaccurate, Bile indeed has create a female clone and daughter of himself before, and in theory making female body is probably not that hard with some genetic tinkering, and you know, it's funny.

I didn't realize I didn't share dis before, but the horror must be shared with the world.

https://x.com/CabinGoblin40K/status/1711844236935446535?s=20

https://x.com/CabinGoblin40K (not sure if this is the correct artist)

https://www.tiktok.com/@hackerxdddd0/video/7634739286457322759?lang=en

Source: https://x.com/KatssbyM/media

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@beeforoni6/video/7562720878346194207?lang=en

Proposal after 3 dates

- Magnolia : She's a wellspring of knowledge (and for someone like me who loves learning new things, that's fantastic). Not even out of pride, just because she enjoys it. She's genuinely kind, loves her family, and I'm sure she'd be thrilled to expand it. We can share the same hobbies and have wonderful moments just by being quietly in the same room. The only downside is that she might hesitate a little between her books and you. But if you're the right one, she'll always end up choosing you. One of my dream wives.

- Alakhai Khan : I'm a creature of habit and a homebody. Not because I wouldn't like new experiences, but because I like feeling safe. And with Alakhai, you ARE safe. She's the epitome of the adrenaline-fueled, tomboyish biker. She adds that good spontaneity we all need. She seeks inner peace, so she won't overthink things and will resolve relationship problems as clearly and directly as possible. You just have to love adventure because she's a wanderer at heart.

- Leona : As I said before, I like security. And you do too with Leona, but in a different way. Spontaneity is out of the question, but she'll plan everything, without you even knowing. She's incredibly charismatic, she's loyal, and I also really like stoic people. As for family, you'll have to accept being in a small circle, but I think she could wish for one or two children. You also have to accept that she'll disappear from time to time and that you won't be able to ask questions. But for me, that's not a problem. I know she has an important job (and that she won't cheat on me).

- Hestia : BIG MUSCLES MOMMY ! Joke aside, you marry her, you marry a giant teddy bear. She is among the most emotionally stable of the Primarchs. She'll make sure you never forget how important you are to her. She's an artist who works wonders with her hands (and I'm sure she can use them for other things too...), she's hardworking, and she constantly wants to make the world a better place. As for family, expect it to grow VERY quickly, and yet you both will manage to raise all the children well. And two last points: I'm sure she's easily embarrassed and that she's terrible in the kitchen. The first point is simply adorable, and the second suits me perfectly because I love to cook. So I know I could be helpful around the house and support her.

Longterm relationship

- Atalanta : "I can fix her" 1. I base this on Rose's ability which prevents her from suffering (otherwise it's impossible). She is an honorable warrior who understands the meaning of loyalty. Not out of duty, but out of camaraderie. She has enormous problems, due to the fact that she was traumatized from birth, but I sincerely believe that she is fundamentally good. I think that outside of her anger, she'll have savior complex and need someone to save her too. And having been through some really bad times myself, I'd want to help her. She needs to build something that is fundamentally partly hers so that she can finally feel "free." And if you're willing to do that with her, you'll have a reward greater than the galaxy. I'm not proposing marriage because that would require a monumental effort, but you get my point.

- Petra : "I can fix her" 2. As I said before, I have no problem with coldness and stoicism. Especially since I know that if you've reached this stage where you're officially a couple, it's because you've already done the impossible. She's not traumatized, she just has a major problem with neurodivergence and self-esteem. And I can handle both from experience. You'll have to accept that she has strange behaviors, that you have to constantly analyze her (which I do every day) and always highlight the positive in all situations, even if it's hard. As with Magnolia, your mere presence will please her (even if she doesn't say so or notice). Family-wise, as with Leona, it will be limited, but at least you'll have a fantastic sister-in-law. And as Hestia, you'll have to support her by cooking. She'll only have one child at most, but she'll be fully involved (you'll just have to be there to prevent her from making any major mistakes). She's a little broken, so let's be a little broken together.

- Juno Guilliman : Leona's planning, but this time with your input. She's very organized and busy with her work, but she'll make sure you're kept informed. The main drawback is that, intentionally or not, she'll make it clear that you come second to her work. And sometimes, things left unsaid are less hurtful. Given that she is of the refined type, you will be able to fully enjoy quiet moments, if you like fancy activities. She'll be the stingy type, but it'll be so the money is reinvested in the household, so it's up to you. She single-handedly drafted the civil code, so she can help you with it, but she'll also constantly remind you of it. In terms of intimacy, aside from her occasional Eldar fetish, that's pretty much the definition of "making love." As for family, she's got it covered (like everything else) and she'll make sure you have just the right number of children for the stability of the relationship. If you can manage the few points of contention, you'll have an excellent, very stable relationship.

- Regalia Dorn : If Hestia is a teddy bear, Regalia is THE golden retriever. She's adorable, sweet, and will clearly protect and support you through thick and thin. However, if Juno was already a workaholic, this is on a whole other level. She's already married once at work and wants you to participate because it's a way for her to express her affection. But also, she has the same type of neurodivergent disorder that Petra suffers from, which means she won't notice your fatigue. She'll push you to optimize everything you do, until you experience at least one burnout. Then she'll finally realize something's wrong. What saves her is that she'll say everything she thinks bluntly. This can be a problem in certain situations, but at least communication will rarely be an issue. No "signals", lies or passive-aggressive behavior, just direct statements that you'll need to interpret carefully at worst. In terms of intimacy, you're the one who takes the lead (she'll be afraid of doing something wrong) and likes it when you spice things up with a little... roughness. As for children, she would be happy to have some with you, but in a way that doesn't affect her productivity. It's up to you to manage. I know it will be complicated at times, but it will be stable to perhaps a longterm relationship.

- Morticia : "I can fix her" 3. First off, she's one of the hottest of the bunch, in my opinion. That style somewhere between gothic and steampunk/cyberpunk, that slender and enduring body (very enduring...), the little fringe in front of her eyes... woof. Clearly, she's not a hothead (out of kindness towards you or lack of energy). There's a way you could share some hobbies with her (she's not a nerd like Magnolia, but she might appreciate it). She enjoys gardening and would be happy if you helped her keep her plants alive. There's possibly the slight issue of body odor, but that doesn't bother me (and that's before the Heresy). HOWEVER, she has huge daddy issues. And not the kind that makes her hot, the bad kind. She has serious abandonment fears, and if you're a man (which I am), it will be even worse. And unlike Petra or Atalanta, where the problem is obvious, here it's more insidious. You could be the best spouse in the universe, she could never stop doubting you. The only way she'll understand is if you give her a daily report of what you do, the people you see, and with proof. Not even to control you just to prevent her from freaking out. As for the family, there are only two of you. For the children, it's a 50/50 split. Either she trusts you (and herself) enough to be better than her two shitty fathers, or she simply decides to break the cycle by ending her bloodline. I think I can manage and bring something to her, but I will also have my doubts.

Firend with benefits

- Freya Russ : She's clearly a wonderful person (despite her issues with Magnolia), she's a bon vivant, she's in the right competition, and she's a big party girl (alcohol isn't a red flag for me). In bed, she's learned a LOT through her adventures. However, there's no stability with her. If you can't keep up, you'll crash and burn. But it's inner peace that would allow me to want to build something with Alakhai. Freya, as a friend and sex friend, S-tier. But as a partner, without me.

- Alpharia Omegan : Insanely manipulative. You'll never know the truth about them, and if you get too close, you'll sink. On the other hand, they're hot. If we establish it's just for sex, it's fine. No one will be harmed.

Big sis

- Sanguina : She embodies the best of humanity. She's infinitely good, she'd be ready to sacrifice herself for you, she's a bon vivant without any extremes, she'll be a wonderful matriarch, everyone loves her... She's perfect. TOO perfect. I'll constantly tell myself that I don't deserve her and that I bring her nothing (except being her plaything when she feels like biting). Even for bedtime activities, I'd feel like I was just sloppyly adding brushstrokes to a masterpiece. Too much pressure for a couple life. But as a friend, she's an angel.

- Hathor : Even without considering the Heresy, Hathor isn't for me. She'd be a bit like Sanguina, but with added conscience. Kind, certainly, but still. She remains a great and ambitious (...) leader who will make you want to put your heart into whatever you do. Like a great big sis.

- Fulgrimia : In a way, she seems more approachable than Sanguina. She makes you her muse, which would make you feel useful even if you don't do much. However, her perfectionism and quest for recognition would make couple life too stifling for me too quickly. On the other hand, as a BFF, a drama queen like her, you'll never be bored.

Nope

- Aurelia : Beyond what's coming, I think she might have a lifestyle in mind that's too conservative for me. I respect people who like that lifestyle. Everyone does what they want to be happy, as long as no one gets hurt. But for me, this kind of overly bright and pious person (even though I am a believer) tends to get on my nerves very quickly. It's not against her, it's just that our personalities are incompatible. These things happen.

- Ferra : The queen of self-help and "you can do it." She's like Petra or Regalia, but without the emotional connection they have with you. If you stick with it, great. If not, you were just too weak, and there's nothing we can do about it. No thanks.

- Cora Corvax : I like the slightly emo gothic style. I'm sure she's very kind and doesn't mean any harm. But I think she might drag you down because of her general negativity. Like with Aurelia, it's more a matter of incompatible personalities for a relationship.

I CAN'T fix her

- Kassandra : I WANT to help her. I really do. But unlike the others, Kassandra is fully aware of her problem. She KNOWS she's broken and paranoid... But she doesn't know how to get better. She's convinced she's doomed (maybe rightly so...). And the presence of her love would both make her situation better (a reassuring presence) and worse (the fear of losing you). And that, truly, would be beyond me.

Thank you so much for reading this huge wall of text to the end! I apologize for any mistakes, English is not my first language.

Feel free to share your opinions and criticisms, I'm always interested.

https://x.com/peppertama/status/2056735995794452822

Someone gave me this comment on AO3. I honestly laughed.

If this is someone that is part of this sub, you made my day.

https://x.com/JaxKydra/status/2056627361962221687