The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.
The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.
The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.
The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.
The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn't order a Guinness, to which he replied:
"I figured if you 3 weren't ordering beer it would be rude for me to."
Judge:
— Madam, how many cucumbers were in the jar you stole from the store?
— 15.
— 15 days in jail.
Husband:
— Your Honor, she also stole a jar of corn.
Was my favourite turn-based strategy game back in 2000s. Keen to see updated version!
A priest sees it and asks her what happened.
“Oh, please pray for my husband, Holy Father”, says she, “He got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised.
He almost died”.
“Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel”.
When erect it proudly reads "Wendy" on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows "Wy".
While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a "Wy" on his penis.
He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy. The guy replies in a Jamaican accent: "No man, why do you ask?"
The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his penis and shared that he also has Wy on his and then when erect it says "Wendy". The stranger then said: "When I have a hard on it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day".
And then she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes and begun to panic.
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to bride for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over bride's feet was hurting real bad.
When she and groom withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the family crowded around the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard groom say 'God, that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the mother of the bride. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard groom say. 'Right. Now for the other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining at last groom said. 'My God. That was even tighter.'
'That's my boy,' said the father of the groom. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'
So. I am a SMT fan in general and Persona fan in particular.
Most of the Persona and SMT games on my account were gifted to me on my birthdays or other holidays. That way I've got a Persona 3 Reload. I've tried a few times to finish a story of Persona 3, but something stopped me every time. My PSP stolen. My PS2 memory card corrupted. My disk with emulator and saves crashed.
So, now I had an ultimate version of the game and could finish it to my leisure and even with cloud saves... right? Right? No, wrong. I still haven't finished it even if started because I've realised one simple thing.
ATLUS being ATLUS locked the true end of the story beyond a paywall of the half of a main game price. Person who gifted game to me didn't knowed it and I couldn't really said about it because price of the main game already was steep to her.
So, now I just can’t bring myself to finish it because I know I won’t get all of it, and don’t want to see the ending on YouTube because it, frankly, not the same. And it’s been eating on me for the last time, and I don’t want to emulate Perdona 3 FEZ because Reload is, as I already said, superior version.
Now, I know that sales are the saviour of the poor gamer, and I wanted to wait for a sale, but when sale came, I always was without the money, as now. And then I’ve seen the current one, and it is, so far, the lowest price for that expansion ever.
So… maybe there will be someone who will help a fellow SMT fan?
Here is my Steam profile:
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997801921/
And here is the link to the expansion:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2689210/Persona_3_Reload_Expansion_Pass/
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"'Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads!"