u/muddybunnyhugger

You have died and been sent to hell. Upon arriving you are told you must describe the hell to which you will be subjected for all eternity. The hell must truly torture you. If you describe a hell that is too mild, the hell overlords, who know everything about you, will contruct your eternal hell for you. For example, if you are allergic to cats and you say your eternal punishment should be to live with 1,000,000 kittens, they will give you a fate beyond your worst imagination instead. If you describe a legitimately tormenting helll (for you personally) they will send you to that eternal fate.

If you want to play some kind of loophole game that is not the point here.

Someone has parked on the swale in front of my house several times. The first time they were parked over the boundary of my driveway and I left a note on their car saying please don't block my driveway. Subsequently I left some branches in the swale to discourage someone from parking in a way that would block my driveway and I came out one morning and found said branches thrown into my yard in my private property.. I moved the sticks back in front of their car like directly in front of the wheels of their car.

After that I found sticks moved into the middle of the entrance to my driveway.

The most recent time they were completely blocking my driveway I'll post a picture if I can I don't know if I can and I called a cop and they ticketed the person and the person left the ticket on the windshield the whole weekend.

I saw the person today and confronted them unintentionally they were walking on the sidewalk and I confronted them and they were a complete jerk about the whole thing I said this is a driveway they said it wasn't noticeable before I said it was I said you threw sticks in my yard they said I was trying to get them out of the way I said they weren't in the way I said next time you block my driveway I'm having your car towed.