Multi/hyper chip:would anyone like some dwarf star cookies?.

(Wait why is the cookies glowing? Chip did you use actual DWARF STARS TO MAKE THESE COOKIES-)

Ulla…………..

Carl:guys?..what’s going on here?…last time I checked the Martians over here were fine and we didn’t fight these ones?…what’s going on?…

>!“The Martians had no resistance to bacteria in our atmosphere which we had long since become immune..once they breath,eat or drink? They were doomed..all over the world their machines began to stop and fall..after all men’s devices had failed.the Martians were destroyed by bacteria..which god of his wisdom had put upon this earth.”!<

Carl:s## they must have known we will be here,EVERYBODY GET TO COVER!

Carl uses a laser gun to shoot at the Martians,managing to kill some of them while more keeps shooting heat rays at us

Carl:has anyone noticed that the grass has been red?

Carl:so we manage to walk in the west forest and uh..we almost got fought 3 times but overall we’re fine so I say we should get some rest and just camp here for tonight..I even brought some food for anyone to help regain strength and stamina/energy,after that then after tonight,we will keep traveling until we find the Martian’s base.

Everyone stay here and at least listen to my plan.

Carl:everything was destroyed..skeletons laying around and even buildings being destroyed..we even managed to grab one of our friends and managed to heal them but now all we know is that the Martians are still here..they captured one of our friends and maybe kill one of them..either way they’re out there still,I even saw one of them walking around trying to find some more humans.

Carl:I’m writing this as I witnessed the carnage.people fighting back..people running.and people getting captured or vaporized by the Martians.
Will we survive? I don’t know..as a matter of fact I don’t know how many are there left.we’re in war with the Martians.

Carl:guys..THEY BUILD MACHINES!

Audio: https://youtu.be/FHpQFHjcP\_k

So this is another scrapped au I never made but then again this au also takes place after the science au

This chip’s origins is basically the exact same as the og Deadpool’s but it’s different,miss grace decided to give chip to this person called “Francis’s” miss grace didn’t do any background checks,this chips lore would basically be kinda the same thing as the Deadpool movie while also being based off the comics,while in this au he would become a mercenary people wouldn’t take him seriously because of his height and how he’s just a kid but oh boy he is good at doing karate and parkour while also being good at using weapons,this chip couldn’t die because of his healing factor,however he knows he’s a character because he can break the 4th wall.(well basically every Deadpool can break the 4th wall,maybe some don’t?…I don’t know.) the one ability that this chip has is that he can teleport just like how the Deadpool from the Deadpool game can.
If your wondering yes the X-men and other marvel characters exist in this au.

You head downstairs into the basement and then you see Carl building something.

Carl:hello!