u/ntdavis814

Siri call Steven. Siri google how to call my grandson. Google call Siri.

My dog is normally very sweet. But he embarrassed me at the park. We were having fun sniffing peoples butts, but then he just starts going off about the mailman and calling him a “dirty mail monkey.” Then, I get home from work today and he immediately starts barking at me about his food dish. Not even a hello or a tail wag. It was obvious that he had been drinking from the toilet bowl again. I asked him to please calm down and he just stormed off and said he had to go for a walk. He slammed the doggy door on his way out. I don’t know what to do. Maybe I should get him neutered again?

Dinner is chicken nuggets that I bought after banging the mailman.

My boyfriend loves cam girl porn. He jerks off to it at home, at work, in the car etc. He spends basically his whole paycheck on camgirls, which I support because I support my fellow women. I just became a model on THAT WEBSITE 20 minutes ago. At first he was excited, but then he got upset when I told him he would still have to pay for my content. Why are men like this? A girly needs to eat and chicken nuggets don’t buy themselves.

Dinner is half a granola bar. The watermelon is going in my ass during my next session.

A ba ababa (13mo f) a goo ba dada (34m) adababa a goo goo gabbababababa.

A a ba bbbbbbbbbbbbb mama (30f).

Mamamamamamamamamam aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababababa buh.

AITA?

How do I convince her that this is a solid investment?