You get a button that gives you $10000 on each press, but also spawns a french woman from 15th century who blames you for being here

You can press the button maximum of 10000 times. Each time you press it you get $10000 dollars but an 18 year old woman from 15th century France gets spawned within one mile from you. It is a copy with all the memories of a real person from that period so don't worry about time travel paradoxes. She will spawn somewhere relatively safe so don't worry about accidental death at least not immediately.

She also knows that you are somehow responsible for her being here. She knows your face and could recognise you, and knows your current location (you had on button press) but not the name.

So you can get lots of money, but increased numbers of medieval french women are all accusing you of causing them to exist in this time.

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u/pencilUserWho — 1 day ago

You lose all your property and money but your body gets rebuilt.

If you accept it, you immediately lose all your money and all property you might have, and you disappear. You can only say goodbye to your loved ones for five minutes but you can't transfer property to them.

In five years you re-appear with the following attributes:

  • You are now 20 years old
  • All ailments cured, including bad eyesight
  • If male you are 7 feet tall if female then 6 feet two inches
  • Your body is rebuilt in such a way that this is natural height for you, your tendons are tougher, bones denser, larger heart and better musculature. Your body is optimized for that height
  • you are within top 1 percent of humanity in intelligence and reflexes
  • Your lifespan is 130 years

You still have absolutely no money but you can earn.

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u/pencilUserWho — 9 days ago

You instantly become 7 feet tall but your body is optimized for that to be healthy height

If you accept, your body instantly becomes 7 feet tall but with enlarged heart, stronger tendons, bones and everything so you are perfectly adapted to that height. You stay like that for the rest of your life.

This is both pro and con.

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u/pencilUserWho — 13 days ago

What laws would be relevant for summoning a giant nest and a bird to sleep overnight like in this hypothetical?

https://www.reddit.com/r/hypotheticalsituation/comments/1tedf0y/you_only_need_two_hours_of_sleep_and_heal_faster/

You only need two hours of sleep and heal faster, but the only way you can get asleep is if the giant bird sits on you

>If you accept this, you cannot fall asleep normally anymore. But you can carry a miniature nest on your keychain. When put it on the ground anywhere in the open it grows to house size. When you get in, a gigantic bird flies in and sits on you. It warms you and you fall asleep in ten minutes. You feel completely refreshed after just two hours and bird leaves and nest automatically shrinks when you climb out. You also recover from all ailments 4x than normal but only while sleeping.

>If you lose a miniature nest, another materializes in your pocket in two days.

>It is possible for up to four people to be in the nest with you but the bird will only come if you are in. They will also fall asleep and be refreshed after two hours with accelerated recovery. If you don't try to get up, bird will continue sitting on you after you wake up.

Like where would be legal to summon a nest? What if the nest falls out of your pocket and you accidentally summon it on intersection? What if someone tries to get into the nest while bird is in the nest and bird hurts that person to defend the nest and the people inside?

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u/pencilUserWho — 2 months ago

Would you accept biological immortality if the price is that a gigantic penis follows you everywhere?

The object looks like a 6 ft sized penis that uses balls to walk around. Gets erect anytime you do and is then even bigger. It is completely indestructible and you can ride on its back when you are tired of walking or need a cover to hide behind for some reason. It can also block the people you don't like by standing between you and them. It can move as fast as a car on a freeway by bouncing very fast and taking advantage of its aerodynamic shape. It is always trying to follow you. It acts a bit like a pet, something like a loyal dog or a horse.

You are biologically immortal, can't get sick and your wounds heal 5x faster as long as the penis is within 15 feet of you. If you separate more than 15 feet the clock is ticking down ten minutes and you die if you stay separated. The clock resets if you manage get close to the penis again.

You can quit at any time but then you die.

If you accept the deal you heal of all present ailments within 5 years.

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u/pencilUserWho — 2 months ago

You only need two hours of sleep and heal faster, but the only way you can get asleep is if the giant bird sits on you

If you accept this, you cannot fall asleep normally anymore. But you can carry a miniature nest on your keychain. When put it on the ground anywhere in the open it grows to house size. When you get in, a gigantic bird flies in and sits on you. It warms you and you fall asleep in ten minutes. You feel completely refreshed after just two hours and bird leaves and nest automatically shrinks when you climb out. You also recover from all ailments 4x than normal but only while sleeping.

If you lose a miniature nest, another materializes in your pocket in two days.

It is possible for up to four people to be in the nest with you but the bird will only come if you are in. They will also fall asleep and be refreshed after two hours with accelerated recovery. If you don't try to get up, bird will continue sitting on you after you wake up.

(I posted something similar a month ago but haven't explained well)

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u/pencilUserWho — 2 months ago

Ima li tkl tastatura (najbolje bežična) za programiranje a da nije njesra? Ne zanima me mnogo backlight (iako je ok da ima) i ostale fore, samo da je udobna za kucanje.

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u/pencilUserWho — 2 months ago

How to create products that are sold by weight? Say peanuts sold from farmer which are poured in bags where customer can chose amount (eg 2.5 kilograms).

This plugin almost does what I want, but unfortunately is not as smooth as I would like. Because customer can choose both weight and quantity so it can end up being 1.5 kg x 3, which I don't want. Also on checkout only quantity can be edited.

u/pencilUserWho — 2 months ago