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u/philfightmaster

r/ikeacats r/stremtch r/catbongos r/donotthecat r/cornishrex
They only sent the most useless part of the cat
▲ 117 r/ikeacats

They only sent the most useless part of the cat

What am I gonna do with this now, Sweden?!

u/philfightmaster — 6 days ago
▲ 328 r/stremtch

almost a double stremtch

Lukas kind of tried to save his ears. Emphasis on "kind of". Kristen could not give less of a shitfuck.

u/philfightmaster — 13 days ago
▲ 120 r/stremtch

I hear the secrets that you keep, when I stremtch you in your sleep

A gentle hand helmet to keep the nightmares out of his empty head. Plus he has plopped his ass on my favorite basecap, how dare he.

u/philfightmaster — 1 month ago
▲ 323 r/ikeacats

Newest addition to the Ikea repertoire: Ørånge.

I don't even know how this happened man

u/philfightmaster — 2 months ago
▲ 759 r/stremtch

weird looking cat got got

I hope the Grip God accepts a pair of 9 year old guinea cat ears. Jake is an old fart but still one hell of a goober.

u/philfightmaster — 3 months ago
▲ 787 r/stremtch

Fathers Day stremtch

For fathers day one of my children gifted me his ears and half his brain cell. How nice of him.

u/philfightmaster — 3 months ago