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Game 1

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Ambessa)	9.4	Comment 1: Super-top got owned, perfect. Comment 2: Goodbye lilbro 333, it’s the youngsters’ turn to lead the charge. Comment 3: If we still had 369 we wouldn’t be getting into MSI, let alone beating G2. We might even drop down to Group Nirvana.
Tian (Naafiri)	9.1	Comment 1: Honestly, you can just laugh while farming. With this comp, mid lane and side lanes will always have prio, so you can just farm jungle and win. No need to make any risky plays. Comment 2: The bot lane fed them once, but help that top dive was huge, it let Ambessa get super fat!
Creme (Cassiopeia)	9.6	You carried TES early game, landed all skills while outnumbered 1v2, wore down the enemy jungler, solo-killed Old Man Caps, and didn’t give up a kill in the mid-game lane swap. Your plays weren’t as flashy as ZUIAN’s, but you’re definitely my MVP. Keep it up, Nailoong! (Creme’s nickname that is also the name of a cute yellow baby dragon cartoon character)
JackeyLove (Varus)	5.7	Comment 1: In the World Cup players need to hydrate at the 23^(rd) minute, so big bro used that to his advantage and offered himself as bait, winning the game. (The Chinese word for “hydrate” sounds like “catch water”, and JackeyLove is also known as “water”, so it means “catch JackeyLove”) What a chad! Comment 2: Itemization kinda sucks. If I were you I’d build half AP with Shiv, Zhonya and Banshee. If you can still die with these items I’ll hand it to you.
fengyue (Nautilus)	5.4	Comment 1: Your job is just to provide CC, why are you getting crazy ideas? Comment 2: The only mistake this entire game is when you hooked Braum in bot lane, hard to say if it was a team decision.
Coach Poppy	8.0	Comment 1: ZUIAN’s Ambessa is already world class, Doran should just give him the skin. Right now the top lane ranking is Bin > Zeus > ZUIAN > BB. As for Doran, he’s not even as good as the Volibear from Vietnam, so he’s in last place. Comment 2: Already stronger than GenG.

G2

Player	Rating	Comments
BrokenBlade (Rumble)	2.8	Comment 1: G2: Who’s this guy? Comment 2: Did BB forget his opponent isn’t 369? Comment 3: Calling someone you don’t even know a stepping stone, that’s a bit cocky, BB.
Skewmond (Olaf)	9.2	Comment 1: When he gets back to the waiting room he’ll hit anyone he sees. Comment 2: You can’t clap with one hand.
Caps (LeBlanc)	2.6	Comment 1: Hall of Legends skin sale. Comment 2: All I can say is G2’s LeBlanc and Olaf didn’t look anything like this when they faced an all-Chinese team 8 years ago.
HansSama (Ashe)	4.3	At MSI 2024 he didn’t build Last Whisper into K’Sante. Last year he knew how to buy it, and this year he suddenly forgot again.
Labrov (Braum)	4.4	Comment 1: One big flash to speed things up, then straight onto high heat to close it out. Comment 2: Why does Braum have to be the one to engage? Big draft gap.
Coach Dylan Falco	3.8	Are you braindead? Picking support with slow roams and bad engage? Did you go to Korea so early just to eat Kimchi?

Game 2

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Renekton)	6.7	Comment 1: They tried to summon a god and got TES legend Wayward instead. Comment 2: Fengyue played this one really well, but you were too impatient. You just had to follow Brother Tian and Brother Jian (Creme). Mid-Jungle were just cracked today.
Tian (Jarvan)	9.6	Comment 1: Enemy is G2? Enemy mid is Caps? Then this year is S9, and I’m FPX Tian. Comment 2: Caps: Damn, it’s 2019 this year. Tian: Why didn’t you say so sooner?
Creme (Aurora)	9.6	Comment 1: “I spent all night practicing Aurora, then right before the match you tell me we have to use 3 bans on mid?” Go have a word with Homme (Previous coach for TES). Comment 2: Didn’t get over a second of gray screen in two games, keep it up! Comment 3: 0 deaths in 2 games, what can you do?
JackeyLove (Ezreal)	6.1	Comment 1: C’mon play Draven next game. Comment 2: Lilbro Shui, don’t int and we’ll carry you to victory.
fengyue (Neeko)	9.7	Comment 1: Niko broke G2 😭😭 Comment 2: Fengling Yueying (A famous cheat tool in Chinese circles)
Coach Poppy	8.3	The TES law is insane, can we keep going?

G2

Player	Rating	Comments
BrokenBlade (K’sante)	3.1	Turns out you were your own stepping stone all along.
Skewmond (Xin Zhao)	2.8	Comment 1: Who taught you to start a gank with E as Xin Zhao? Comment 2: How the hell did you all win GenG?
Caps (Ahri)	2.8	Comment 1: Nooo, my Hall of Legends sales! Comment 2: Can he even be in the Hall of Legends at this point? Comment 3: The Hall of Legends can only earn Euros now.
HansSama (Yunara)	4.0	Comment 1: Why do you never have IE or armor pen in your first 3 items? And you wonder why the enemy takes no damage even after you auto them for ages? Comment 2: The only French shooter worth looking at is Mbappé. What do Caliste and HansSama even do?
Labrov (Lulu)	3.6	Is there really anything wrong with this support? He did everything he was supposed to do to help the team. They won the 2v2 at bot because he stood in front of his ADC eating skillshots. In mid-game he kept getting jumped on by the cracked jungler so he always had to self-ult. He’s one of the only two humans on the team.
Coach Dylan Falco	3.3	Is the First Stand spinning top tournament cursed? Why did every team who participated become trash?

Game 3

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Sion)	3.0	Let 369 teach you how to play tanks. Aside from when you coordinate with the jungler your teamfight ults were terrible.
Tian (Wukong)	2.9	Comment 1: What the hell were you doing with that int? We had good tempo but you completely messed it up. Comment 2: So many ridiculous circus plays by the team that I forgot you gave a kill under tower just for scuttle crab, I almost rated you too highly.
Creme (Ryze)	2.9	The three ingredients of Ahri, Aurora and Ryze are all used up, next game we only have Annie to put the lid on.
JackeyLove (Aphelios)	2.5	Comment 1: What a great man! Afraid that his opponents who traveled all the way across the ocean might be sent back, he deliberately let them win. Greatness needs no words. Comment 2: Please determine which of the following positions are high-risk jobs: 1. Top 2. ADC 3. Mid
fengyue (Thresh)	4.2	Comment 1: Should have just picked Master Luban (Upcoming character in Honor of Kings), one ult to pull 5 in and give big bro a pentakill. Comment 2: His hooks were pretty accurate. He did everything a Thresh can do.
Coach Poppy	2.7	Thank you for your service, Daeny won’t need to experiment with this comp on BLG any more.

G2

Player	Rating	Comments
BrokenBlade (Kled)	9.7	Comment 1: Even when focused hard by everyone this Kled takes no damage. Comment 2: Looks like you really need to respect Kled when picking top Sion against G2. Comment 3: King of Kled
Skewmond (Skarner)	9.9	Comment 1: Why no Spirit Visage? Comment 2: Writing M’bappe on the cup is diabolical. Makes me want to hydrate. Comment 3: This is the real MVP.
Caps (Syndra)	9.9	Comment 1: King Caps wants to protect his Hall of Legends sales. Comment 2: Hall of Legends Chapters + 1
HansSama (Xayah)	5.9	Comment 1: Were you two on Inting Hill competing on who could feed harder? Comment 2: Hans stepped up to become Brother Hans.
Labrov (Rakan)	9.9	Comment 1: So he came to League of Legends (GIF of Lebron) Comment 2: LeBron’s fast breaks are unstoppable.
Coach Dylan Falco	9.5	Who can keep a straight face when you post this on Weibo? (Picture of Caps photoshopped onto a person holding a guitar, posted by the G2 Weibo account with the caption “Let’s Pentakill”)

Game 4

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Tristana)	2.3	Comment 1: If you think losing 3-0 isn’t enough for producing a song, how about something even more humiliating, like getting reverse swept? Comment 2: Good news: at least we get a new song.
Tian (Nocturne)	3.0	Comment 1: Stay tuned for new songs like “Reverse Sweep”! Comment 2: Tristana’s first death was caused by you flashing for no goddamn reason, getting Gnar safely to tower and getting Tristana to burn flash, which set the stage. He was doing so well at top, but you had to come and ruin it for him.
Creme (Hwei)	6.8	Comment 1: For Knight, this is being invisible, but for you, this is trying your best. Comment 2: TES fans were originally read to strip them of the First Stand title, but TES somehow shut them up by dropping two absolute shitters.
JackeyLove (Jhin)	2.7	Comment 1: Say it loud, when it comes to international matches, who do you trust? Comment 2: The Chinese music scene is about to get a new look. Comment 3: Who’s your favorite in MSI at Daejon? JackeyLove, J-A-C-K-E-Y-L-O-V-E! We’ve already opened the celebratory drinks for you. Just don’t come back too early, make sure you throw every single game, then come back and reunite with 369 and Guo Hao (CEO of TES).
fengyue (Karma)	4.9	Comment 1: Didn’t you say we would win if I don’t run it down? Comment 2: Not bad, the only human on the team.
Coach Poppy	2.4	Regardless of how the players performed, was this B-tier comp for shaking up the Chinese music scene?

G2

Player	Rating	Comments
BrokenBlade (Gnar)	8.7	Comment 1: Super-top gatekeeper Comment 2: Fun fact: Bin also starts with “B”.
Skewmond (Vi)	9.6	Comment 1: One punch to break the dreams of Team Spinning Top. Comment 2: Like clearing the table in a single break in snooker.
Caps (Twisted Fate)	9.9	Comment 1: Hall of Legends Chapter 4/5 – The Reverse Sweep Comment 2: If they win one more game I’ll raffle off two Hall of Legends passes to those who upvoted and replied. Comment 3: It was basically an old man bullying a kid.
HansSama (Lucian)	4.1	Comment 1: What kind of dogshit proficiency is this? His ults always whiff. Comment 2: You’re on the same level as the other side. Not satisfied with being noob as hell, every now and then you still have to donate a kill that even a silver player wouldn’t give up. Comment 3: This is one of the worst pro Lucian performances I’ve seen. Everything about it feels off. 2/0 but zero presence. Anyone else would be shoving the guns into their enemies’ mouths.
Labrov (Milio)	8.2	Comment 1: LeBron sneaking a cigarette backstage! (I don’t understand this one) Comment 2: LeBron loves his jump shots.
Coach Dylan Falco	9.4	Comment 1: Neither team wants to win, because they’ll have a better chance of making it to Top Four by losing. Comment 2: G2 needs some warm-up in international competitions. The LEC is just too weak with everyone just messing around, so it will take some time to adjust to the international stage.

Game 5

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Ornn)	2.3	Comment 1: Time to embrace your Wayward era! Comment 2: So this is the new super-top: Pop off on bruisers, run it on ranged top, just coast through on tanks. In one BO5 he speedran the full career arc of a superstar top laner. Comment 3: Do you remember your big bro 69? We would have won if 69 subbed in.
Tian (Maokai)	3.0	Comment 1: It all went downhill from the moment he tried to take the scuttle in game 3. Comment 2: Why did you have to fight for scuttle!!!!! It was right under their tower! And you were 6, enemy jungler was 5, doesn’t matter if you don’t get it! Why did you have to go under turret against their mid, jungler and support? You used your ult, got killed, and then G2 took over the game. What the hell were you thinking?
Creme (Yone)	5.2	Comment 1: On the world stage, before the eyes of hate-watchers and drama-chasers alike, G2 once pushed TES to the brink with a 2-2 comeback. But little Creme refused to lose, and Yone rose up to carry out his will. But the twin blades were snapped right after they were unsheathed, proving once again that TES’ ability to manufacture comedy is truly unbeatable. Undeniable. Unparalleled. Comment 2: Big Bro Creme, do your hands hurt? If they don’t give every one of your teammates a punch.
JackeyLove (Ziggs)	2.6	Comment 1: Indelible contributions to the Chinese music scene. Comment 2: One ugly display after another. Comment 3: Kanavi, you’re still young, so take it slow 😏 Don’t mind me, I’ll take this round 😁 Hydration takes patience 🤓 Rush it and you’ll get poisoned 😋 Since old Caps is in the mood😀 I’ll gladly play along😎Come on TES, let’s hydrate a little 😘 Hydrate a little 😆Hydrate a little 😆 Hall of Legends, let’s hydrate a little 🥰 Hydrate a little 😍Hydrate a little 😍TES is here 😀 Bring out the whip 😊 Spin that top 🤩 Hydrate 🥰 Hydrate 🥰 Hydrate 🥰 Spin the top 😘 Around the Chinese music scene 😋 All signs are auspicious
fengyue (Pantheon)	2.3	Comment 1: You looked rough, but I believe you didn’t actually want to play Pantheon. Comment 2: Here’s a fact for you, TES are the first team in MSI main stage history to get reverse swept. Comment 3: BO5s on the international stage are all about champion pool, but unfortunately fengyue’s champion pool isn’t even good enough for the LDL. (Tier 2 league in China)
Coach Poppy	2.4	Comment 1: No frontline in game 4 and all frontline in game 5. Incredible. Comment 2: How do you end up with Ziggs + Ornn? Just let Zhu Kai (China’s coach during the Hangzhou Asian Games, also known as KenZhu) do the drafting, even he wouldn’t dare pull out some sugar-substitute comp like this.

G2

Player	Rating	Comments
BrokenBlade (Anivia)	9.9	Comment 1: G2 hasn’t forgotten its signature champions, nor has it forgotten how it got to where it is today, and it certainly hasn’t forgotten what it’s like to lose. In contrast, the LPL has forgotten all of this to its very core. Comment 2: So there really are walls in League of Legends. Comment 3: As your godfather, I might not beat you in a sword fight, but if you try to cheese me, I’m sorry but I’ll have to school you.
Skewmond (Poppy)	9.9	Comment 1: I once thought that it was a mistake to take you over Yike, but you turned out to be the correct one, G2 looks the most stable with you. Comment 2: I am M’bappe. Comment 3: Invoke M’bappe for the hydration ritual!
Caps (Mel)	9.9	Comment 1: If you don’t get into the Hall of Legends, who will? Big bro will write you a glorious chapter. Greatness needs no words. Comment 2: Keywords: All-Chinese team, Top 8, G2, 2:3
HansSama (Sivir)	7.5	Comment 1: A famous French legend once said, “Hydrate”. (AI image of M’bappe with a bottle of water that has “Hydrate” written on it) Comment 2: Both ADCs are so trash, and you’re also a legend. Fight after fight you get caught, never using flash, your teammates must be so sick of you.
Labrov (Rell)	9.9	Comment 1: LeBron should really be playing these champs that can run fast breaks. Comment 2: There were so many great plays this game. The counter-engages were a joy to watch. Comment 3: Bron of all Brons.
Coach Dylan Falco	9.7	Comment 1: The Poppy in draft completely destroyed us. Honestly, losing to you guys like this doesn’t even make me angry, it feels like you deserved it. Comment 2: WE is so mean, sending TES through for them to embarrass themselves.

Sadly no 369 ratings 😢

Quite a lot of people wanted to read Hupu ratings for TSW's upset win over TES so I translated the comments. I'm not very familiar with the memes they use there so please tell me if I missed anything.

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Edit 1: Added 369 ratings to all games, corrected meaning of "soft-legged shrimp", added context for Striker Ezreal comment.

Game 1

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Jayce)	2.2	Comment 1: Are you even human? How do you lose so hard, and lose in such an ugly way? This team is really legendary. Comment 2: From a stunning debut to a crushing defeat against Vietnam. In half a year, you’ve retraced Wayward’s (previously top laner for WE) path.
Tian (Jarvan)	2.3	Fun fact: In Vietnam, TSW’s mid-jungle duo is known as the biggest “soft-legged shrimp” (Meaning players that choke under pressure). When they were selected for the Asian Games team, they were heavily criticized by the Vietnamese public, who said they were unbelievably dominant in the domestic league but completely fell apart at the world stage, and that they shouldn’t have been chosen. I never expected Top Esports to set two new records at a single MSI. Before today, this mid-jungle duo had a zero win rate against teams from the top five leagues. A mid-jungle duo that gets rekt the moment they face teams from major regions actually turned the tables and crushed you. Are you even playing the game?
Creme (Yone)	2.3	If only you put in half the effort you spent chasing Bin outside the game into this match, it wouldn’t have turned out so badly.
JackeyLove (Ziggs)	2.7	Comment 1: A music group isn’t a competitive team after all, they just need to keep putting out good music. (TES is often memed on for being a music group because after their high-profile losses fans and antis make parody songs about them, and people joke that TES were contributing more to Chinese music than to winning games) Comment 2: We need to give them all 5 stars, they’re saving the LPL’s popularity and the Chinese music scene. Watching their games makes me laugh.
fengyue (Rell)	2.3	fengyue: One year, the semifinals was between T1 and TES.The final score was 3-0. At that moment, I saw JackeyLove slumped in his chair, sobbing uncontrollably. I’ll never forget that image for the rest of my life.In that moment, I thought to myself, “If I could become a pro player, I would definitely win it all.” Now that JackeyLove is right in front of me, I have to consider whether this might be my only chance in life. I believe JackeyLove deserves a lot of credit for TES having a spinning top status (meaning to get toyed around by other teams) in the past. It is our duty to restore the glory of the spinning top.
Coach Poppy	2.4	Does losing a BO5 to Vietnam count as a new record?
369	7.1	Comment 1: Teacher Bai Jiahao~ I still remember you~ MSI~ you joined JDG and won the title~ all those messy late-game Aatrox teamfights~ you were always clutching for team~ Comment 2: Come back, 369, if you were here we wouldn't have made it to MSI, so we wouldn't have to make fools of ourselves.

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Olaf)	9.9	Both TES and T1 are great teams, they’re both teams that have made history.
Hizto (Lee Sin)	9.9	No offside? Ref’s blind! (Probably something about Hizto making illegal plays)
Dire (Ryze)	9.9	This is the same guy who got spun around like a top (meaning to get owned) by HongQ, the little clown he’s against now must be noob AF.
Eddie (Senna)	9.8	He can’t even ult properly, just got a free win. This support is really strong.
Bie (Nautilus)	9.9	Comment 1: TES, I hear that in these few years you only remember Levi and don’t remember me? Comment 2: JackeyLove and Tian, do you still acknowledge me as your Vietnam War master?
Coach WarHorse	9.8	Comment 1: JackeyLove is the undisputed centerpiece of our team. Comment 2: Why is our chief strategist for the Vietnam War working for the enemy?

Game 2

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Rumble)	3.1	We could have just waited patiently for teamfights, stop trying to gain a lane advantage.
Tian (Vi)	6.3	Just play these tempo junglers, stop playing those hard-carry junglers.
Creme (Ahri)	6.9	Comment 1: Your kisses are very accurate, haven’t missed once. Comment 2: Kissed the enemy until they became husks.
JackeyLove (Yunara)	7.1	In Game 1 they were a boy band who sang about not forgetting their original aspirations, in Game 2, they were a competitive team that told us they haven’t forgotten about their original aspirations.
fengyue (Lulu)	4.8	I’m begging you, can we just give this guy enchanters from now on?
Coach Poppy	4.3	I’m Chovy, you better draft properly for me. Are you thinking about trying that garbage Ziggs pick again?
369	8.4	Comment 1: Old 9, how far can your eyes see? Comment 2: When the team is in crisis, people start thinking of a good top laner. (Play on a Chinese idiom)

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Ornn)	3.7	Just put the Volibear in the bag next game.
Hizto (Naafiri)	3.4	Comment 1: 4 shields on enemy team and no Serpent’s Fang? Comment 2: This dog looks like he can’t jungle at all, can’t even outfarm the enemy, does nothing in teamfights, and I don’t think I’ve seen him land a single engage.
Dire (Aurora)	3.4	Yesterday your Aurora was already very generous, I didn’t expect you to be so generous today as well.
Eddie (Miss Fortune)	3.8	Comment 1: Collector in 20 minutes LOL. Comment 2: Should have gotten Serpent’s Fang, you’re always so selfish.
Bie (Bard)	4.8	Comment 1: I’m not surprised by TES losing to you, but if you lose to TES that will truly be a historic moment. Comment 2: The only ults that landed were own goals. That Baron sequence had me laughing real hard.
Coach WarHorse	3.9	People will laugh if TES get an upset win against you.

Game 3

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Sion)	2.2	Comment 1: Treasure this moment, the next game might just be the last one of your career. Comment 2: With this level of play, Vietnam can leave with their heads high even if they lose the BO5. Comment 3: 369: Kids, do you remember me? Let me back in and I’ll maul lilbro Zuian with Renekton.
Tian (Wukong)	2.4	Comment 1: The sheer absurdity of TES and BLG competing together at MSI is no less absurd than a college student and a PhD student publishing a scientific paper in an scientific journal at the same time. Comment 2: Don’t rush the game, or the flavor won’t hold 🤫 JackeyLove, you have great flavor, so take is slow 😋 Don’t mind me, I’ll take this round 🥵 Shake it to the Vietnam beancurd, shake it 🤗 Shake it to the total defeat, shake it 🤗 TES is here 🙋🏻‍♂️Bring out the whip 🎣Spin that top 😍 Making history once again for Chinese music 🥰
Creme (Hwei)	2.4	Comment 1: You should really thank BLG, if not for them you’re not getting out of play-ins. Comment 2: After this game those damn Creme fanboys are going to be crying to the grave again, saying the team screwed over their precious Jianjian (Creme’s name is Lin Jian). Meanwhile the enemy mid was forced to hide under tower sniffing XP at level 3 against Zeka. So how the hell did you get solo-killed? When you compare yourself to Knight and Xiaohu, you LARP as “China’s number one mid”, when you compare yourself to Chovy, you LARP as “mini-Chovy”. When you compare yourself to Zeka, he’s “Big Creme”. Take a look at yourself. Do you really think you’re worthy of that?
JackeyLove (Ashe)	2.8	Comment 1: Who said the losers' bracket was better for making it to the semifinals when playing against G2? If I knew, I wouldn’t have intentionally lost those three matches, I ended up letting my brother down. Comment 2: Private ZUIAN, Private Creme, Private fengyue, Private First Class Tian, Corporal JackeyLove! To Battle!
fengyue (Seraphine)	2.2	Comment 1: You don’t even know how to play Seraphine? Comment 2: Let’s not talk about your previous games, but what is this instant-noodle-ass gameplay? Can’t even land your spells at close range.
Coach Poppy	2.6	Comment 1: No problem for the spinning top to pick Wukong, cos he can spin it with R. Comment 2: In the end, all TES can play are these worn-out comps. They have no tactical depth or champion pool at all. BLG on the other hand can pull out all kinds of new things the league hasn’t seen yet. It just shows how trash the LPL is to let a team like TES who can only play off old tricks to make it to an international competition.
369	8.8	Comment 1: 369 has never been Vietnam's bitch. Comment 2: When 369 left TES in 2022, TES immediately became a punching bag for the Vietnamese team. So if 369 leaves again in 2026… Comment 3: While Imperial Chancellor Ge (referring to Zhuge Liang, a strategist from the Three Kingdoms period) was alive, no one understood how exceptional he was. After he died as a martyr, no one like him has been seen. This ZUIAN is way too free.

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Sett)	9.9	Comment 1: These guys won a single BO1 last worlds. Comment 2: Huge top gap with Sett. Comment 3: Why do I remember the last time we lost to Vietnam, they also had a Sett?
Hizto (Xin Zhao)	9.8	Breaking through the enemy lines single-handedly, his heroic spirit and fierce resolve struck fear into the hearts of the enemy. (Pretty sure its a reference to Zhao Yun from Three Kingdoms)
Dire (Sylas)	9.8	I can’t wait to watch Zz1tai hold Cube and do 100 squats. (Zz1tai and Cube are popular Chinese co-streamers. I assume Zz1tai made a bet about this match.)
Eddie (Ezreal)	9.7	What a little rat, picks the Striker Ezreal skin and starts drinking water mid-game? (Reference to Fifa World Cup hydration breaks)
Bie (Karma)	9.8	Just saying, TSW’s support was GAM’s support during the 2022 S12 group stage. Just saying.
Coach WarHorse	9.7	You’re better than T1’s coaches.

Game 4

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Gnar)	2.2	Comment 1: BLG has really gone all out, they even brought a band to liven things up for their matches. Comment 2: Tbh, based on this last game, I think your career’s in trouble. Comment 3: ZUIAN prayed to the gods, but the only one who answered was the Yellow Sage Emperor who confidently locked in Gnar that day (referring to Wayward).
Tian (Qiyana)	5.3	Comment 1: The game would have ended much earlier if not for you. Comment 2: I guess you bought TES an extra 20 minutes, but it was all for nothing.
Creme (Syndra)	4.0	A butterfly can’t fly across the ocean!Facing such a formidable opponent, we can hold our heads high even in defeat!T1 got off easy!
JackeyLove (Mel)	3.1	Comment 1: Thank you all for you tremendous support of the Top Electronic Music Group! The South Korea leg of our global tour has now come to a perfect close. Our next stop, the US leg, is scheduled for October, so be sure to come out and support our artists in person! We also have some great news for our fans: superstars JackeyLove and Tian will be teaming up for a limited-time collaboration called “Water and Sky as One” (JackeyLove is sometimes called Water and Tian means Sky), and they will be performing at the ENC Music Festival at the end of the year! Stay tuned, everyone! Comment 2: What’s scary isn’t that TES is releasing a new album, what’s scary is that a team like this has been representing LPL year after year.
fengyue (Pyke)	2.2	Comment 1: This is your retirement game, your career is over. Comment 2: Behold, the Bilgewater Bodhisattva!
Coach Poppy	2.4	Comment 1: You don’t think BLG lost their 4^(th) game yesterday from draft, do you? Comment 2: With this B-tier team comp, unless you can get down on your knees and beg Mundo not to heal himself, there’s no way to deal with him.
369	8.5	Comment 1: Can’t go far with you, can’t move without you. Comment 2: Tbh 369 can’t be happy because the team’s about to disband. Comment 3: 999 stocks still rising!

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Yorick)	9.7	Comment 1: This is your moment, become an elite top laner! Comment 2: They had a few episodes of brainless inting, which proves they are fundamentally still a roadside-tier team, but it didn’t matter cos the other team was completely off the road.
Hizto (Mundo)	9.8	Comment 1: Don’t worry kids, your Uncle Pyke spent 12 minutes donating 4 kills and raised up a raid boss. Comment 2: Looks like we need to reassess how much that runner-up finish at First Stand was really worth.
Dire (Viktor)	9.5	Comment 1: Really? A full Chinese team really can’t beat a full Vietnamese team? TES really needs to thank BLG for winning First Stand. Comment 2: If not we would have to congratulate KC/TL for qualifying through play-ins.
Eddie (Caitlyn)	9.2	Comment 1: You inted quite a bit, but you won so I’ll give it to you. Comment 2: DCG lost to TSW 1-3 and 2-3, so it’s 1.5-3 on average. TES lost 1-3 outright, so they’re even worse than DCG, what a disgrace. You ask who DCG is? They just went home after losing 0-3 to KC and 0-3 to TL. They’re worse than EU’s No. 2 seed, worse than NA’s No. 2 seed, and not even as good as LCP’s No. 2 seed. So TL > KC > TSW > DCG > TES. You guys get it?
Bie (Nautilus)	9.7	Comment 1: After 1389 days, Vietnam has claimed another victory against TES, and Bie was also on the Vietnamese team that time. That’s what you call a double-own. Comment 2: Jack, there may be a thousand paths, but there is no escaping me.
Coach WarHorse	9.6	After seeing the likes of Tian and JackeyLove on the enemy team, Old Horse’s expression darkens, and a fire lights up in his heart. He calls DoinB and asks, “Brother Inb, what should we pick this game?”

By the way I tried posting this on the main sub yesterday but it took 8 hours for them to remove it saying I needed a source, so I did that and it got removed again for no reason (kinda wonder what's going on over there, it was so much easier to post a few years ago).

Source

Edit 1: Added 369 ratings to all games, corrected meaning of "soft-legged shrimp", added context for Striker Ezreal comment.

Game 1

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Jayce)	2.2	Comment 1: Are you even human? How do you lose so hard, and lose in such an ugly way? This team is really legendary. Comment 2: From a stunning debut to a crushing defeat against Vietnam. In half a year, you’ve retraced Wayward’s (previously top laner for WE) path.
Tian (Jarvan)	2.3	Fun fact: In Vietnam, TSW’s mid-jungle duo is known as the biggest “soft-legged shrimp” (Meaning players that choke under pressure). When they were selected for the Asian Games team, they were heavily criticized by the Vietnamese public, who said they were unbelievably dominant in the domestic league but completely fell apart at the world stage, and that they shouldn’t have been chosen. I never expected Top Esports to set two new records at a single MSI. Before today, this mid-jungle duo had a zero win rate against teams from the top five leagues. A mid-jungle duo that gets rekt the moment they face teams from major regions actually turned the tables and crushed you. Are you even playing the game?
Creme (Yone)	2.3	If only you put in half the effort you spent chasing Bin outside the game into this match, it wouldn’t have turned out so badly.
JackeyLove (Ziggs)	2.7	Comment 1: A music group isn’t a competitive team after all, they just need to keep putting out good music. (TES is often memed on for being a music group because after their high-profile losses fans and antis make parody songs about them, and people joke that TES were contributing more to Chinese music than to winning games) Comment 2: We need to give them all 5 stars, they’re saving the LPL’s popularity and the Chinese music scene. Watching their games makes me laugh.
fengyue (Rell)	2.3	fengyue: One year, the semifinals was between T1 and TES.The final score was 3-0. At that moment, I saw JackeyLove slumped in his chair, sobbing uncontrollably. I’ll never forget that image for the rest of my life.In that moment, I thought to myself, “If I could become a pro player, I would definitely win it all.” Now that JackeyLove is right in front of me, I have to consider whether this might be my only chance in life. I believe JackeyLove deserves a lot of credit for TES having a spinning top status (meaning to get toyed around by other teams) in the past. It is our duty to restore the glory of the spinning top.
Coach Poppy	2.4	Does losing a BO5 to Vietnam count as a new record?
369	7.1	Comment 1: Teacher Bai Jiahao~ I still remember you~ MSI~ you joined JDG and won the title~ all those messy late-game Aatrox teamfights~ you were always clutching for team~ Comment 2: Come back, 369, if you were here we wouldn't have made it to MSI, so we wouldn't have to make fools of ourselves.

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Olaf)	9.9	Both TES and T1 are great teams, they’re both teams that have made history.
Hizto (Lee Sin)	9.9	No offside? Ref’s blind! (Probably something about Hizto making illegal plays)
Dire (Ryze)	9.9	This is the same guy who got spun around like a top (meaning to get owned) by HongQ, the little clown he’s against now must be noob AF.
Eddie (Senna)	9.8	He can’t even ult properly, just got a free win. This support is really strong.
Bie (Nautilus)	9.9	Comment 1: TES, I hear that in these few years you only remember Levi and don’t remember me? Comment 2: JackeyLove and Tian, do you still acknowledge me as your Vietnam War master?
Coach WarHorse	9.8	Comment 1: JackeyLove is the undisputed centerpiece of our team. Comment 2: Why is our chief strategist for the Vietnam War working for the enemy?

Game 2

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Rumble)	3.1	We could have just waited patiently for teamfights, stop trying to gain a lane advantage.
Tian (Vi)	6.3	Just play these tempo junglers, stop playing those hard-carry junglers.
Creme (Ahri)	6.9	Comment 1: Your kisses are very accurate, haven’t missed once. Comment 2: Kissed the enemy until they became husks.
JackeyLove (Yunara)	7.1	In Game 1 they were a boy band who sang about not forgetting their original aspirations, in Game 2, they were a competitive team that told us they haven’t forgotten about their original aspirations.
fengyue (Lulu)	4.8	I’m begging you, can we just give this guy enchanters from now on?
Coach Poppy	4.3	I’m Chovy, you better draft properly for me. Are you thinking about trying that garbage Ziggs pick again?
369	8.4	Comment 1: Old 9, how far can your eyes see? Comment 2: When the team is in crisis, people start thinking of a good top laner. (Play on a Chinese idiom)

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Ornn)	3.7	Just put the Volibear in the bag next game.
Hizto (Naafiri)	3.4	Comment 1: 4 shields on enemy team and no Serpent’s Fang? Comment 2: This dog looks like he can’t jungle at all, can’t even outfarm the enemy, does nothing in teamfights, and I don’t think I’ve seen him land a single engage.
Dire (Aurora)	3.4	Yesterday your Aurora was already very generous, I didn’t expect you to be so generous today as well.
Eddie (Miss Fortune)	3.8	Comment 1: Collector in 20 minutes LOL. Comment 2: Should have gotten Serpent’s Fang, you’re always so selfish.
Bie (Bard)	4.8	Comment 1: I’m not surprised by TES losing to you, but if you lose to TES that will truly be a historic moment. Comment 2: The only ults that landed were own goals. That Baron sequence had me laughing real hard.
Coach WarHorse	3.9	People will laugh if TES get an upset win against you.

Game 3

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Sion)	2.2	Comment 1: Treasure this moment, the next game might just be the last one of your career. Comment 2: With this level of play, Vietnam can leave with their heads high even if they lose the BO5. Comment 3: 369: Kids, do you remember me? Let me back in and I’ll maul lilbro Zuian with Renekton.
Tian (Wukong)	2.4	Comment 1: The sheer absurdity of TES and BLG competing together at MSI is no less absurd than a college student and a PhD student publishing a scientific paper in an scientific journal at the same time. Comment 2: Don’t rush the game, or the flavor won’t hold 🤫 JackeyLove, you have great flavor, so take is slow 😋 Don’t mind me, I’ll take this round 🥵 Shake it to the Vietnam beancurd, shake it 🤗 Shake it to the total defeat, shake it 🤗 TES is here 🙋🏻‍♂️Bring out the whip 🎣Spin that top 😍 Making history once again for Chinese music 🥰
Creme (Hwei)	2.4	Comment 1: You should really thank BLG, if not for them you’re not getting out of play-ins. Comment 2: After this game those damn Creme fanboys are going to be crying to the grave again, saying the team screwed over their precious Jianjian (Creme’s name is Lin Jian). Meanwhile the enemy mid was forced to hide under tower sniffing XP at level 3 against Zeka. So how the hell did you get solo-killed? When you compare yourself to Knight and Xiaohu, you LARP as “China’s number one mid”, when you compare yourself to Chovy, you LARP as “mini-Chovy”. When you compare yourself to Zeka, he’s “Big Creme”. Take a look at yourself. Do you really think you’re worthy of that?
JackeyLove (Ashe)	2.8	Comment 1: Who said the losers' bracket was better for making it to the semifinals when playing against G2? If I knew, I wouldn’t have intentionally lost those three matches, I ended up letting my brother down. Comment 2: Private ZUIAN, Private Creme, Private fengyue, Private First Class Tian, Corporal JackeyLove! To Battle!
fengyue (Seraphine)	2.2	Comment 1: You don’t even know how to play Seraphine? Comment 2: Let’s not talk about your previous games, but what is this instant-noodle-ass gameplay? Can’t even land your spells at close range.
Coach Poppy	2.6	Comment 1: No problem for the spinning top to pick Wukong, cos he can spin it with R. Comment 2: In the end, all TES can play are these worn-out comps. They have no tactical depth or champion pool at all. BLG on the other hand can pull out all kinds of new things the league hasn’t seen yet. It just shows how trash the LPL is to let a team like TES who can only play off old tricks to make it to an international competition.
369	8.8	Comment 1: 369 has never been Vietnam's bitch. Comment 2: When 369 left TES in 2022, TES immediately became a punching bag for the Vietnamese team. So if 369 leaves again in 2026… Comment 3: While Imperial Chancellor Ge (referring to Zhuge Liang, a strategist from the Three Kingdoms period) was alive, no one understood how exceptional he was. After he died as a martyr, no one like him has been seen. This ZUIAN is way too free.

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Sett)	9.9	Comment 1: These guys won a single BO1 last worlds. Comment 2: Huge top gap with Sett. Comment 3: Why do I remember the last time we lost to Vietnam, they also had a Sett?
Hizto (Xin Zhao)	9.8	Breaking through the enemy lines single-handedly, his heroic spirit and fierce resolve struck fear into the hearts of the enemy. (Pretty sure its a reference to Zhao Yun from Three Kingdoms)
Dire (Sylas)	9.8	I can’t wait to watch Zz1tai hold Cube and do 100 squats. (Zz1tai and Cube are popular Chinese co-streamers. I assume Zz1tai made a bet about this match.)
Eddie (Ezreal)	9.7	What a little rat, picks the Striker Ezreal skin and starts drinking water mid-game? (Reference to Fifa World Cup hydration breaks)
Bie (Karma)	9.8	Just saying, TSW’s support was GAM’s support during the 2022 S12 group stage. Just saying.
Coach WarHorse	9.7	You’re better than T1’s coaches.

Game 4

TES

Player	Rating	Comments
ZUIAN (Gnar)	2.2	Comment 1: BLG has really gone all out, they even brought a band to liven things up for their matches. Comment 2: Tbh, based on this last game, I think your career’s in trouble. Comment 3: ZUIAN prayed to the gods, but the only one who answered was the Yellow Sage Emperor who confidently locked in Gnar that day (referring to Wayward).
Tian (Qiyana)	5.3	Comment 1: The game would have ended much earlier if not for you. Comment 2: I guess you bought TES an extra 20 minutes, but it was all for nothing.
Creme (Syndra)	4.0	A butterfly can’t fly across the ocean!Facing such a formidable opponent, we can hold our heads high even in defeat!T1 got off easy!
JackeyLove (Mel)	3.1	Comment 1: Thank you all for you tremendous support of the Top Electronic Music Group! The South Korea leg of our global tour has now come to a perfect close. Our next stop, the US leg, is scheduled for October, so be sure to come out and support our artists in person! We also have some great news for our fans: superstars JackeyLove and Tian will be teaming up for a limited-time collaboration called “Water and Sky as One” (JackeyLove is sometimes called Water and Tian means Sky), and they will be performing at the ENC Music Festival at the end of the year! Stay tuned, everyone! Comment 2: What’s scary isn’t that TES is releasing a new album, what’s scary is that a team like this has been representing LPL year after year.
fengyue (Pyke)	2.2	Comment 1: This is your retirement game, your career is over. Comment 2: Behold, the Bilgewater Bodhisattva!
Coach Poppy	2.4	Comment 1: You don’t think BLG lost their 4^(th) game yesterday from draft, do you? Comment 2: With this B-tier team comp, unless you can get down on your knees and beg Mundo not to heal himself, there’s no way to deal with him.
369	8.5	Comment 1: Can’t go far with you, can’t move without you. Comment 2: Tbh 369 can’t be happy because the team’s about to disband. Comment 3: 999 stocks still rising!

TSW

Player	Rating	Comments
Pun (Yorick)	9.7	Comment 1: This is your moment, become an elite top laner! Comment 2: They had a few episodes of brainless inting, which proves they are fundamentally still a roadside-tier team, but it didn’t matter cos the other team was completely off the road.
Hizto (Mundo)	9.8	Comment 1: Don’t worry kids, your Uncle Pyke spent 12 minutes donating 4 kills and raised up a raid boss. Comment 2: Looks like we need to reassess how much that runner-up finish at First Stand was really worth.
Dire (Viktor)	9.5	Comment 1: Really? A full Chinese team really can’t beat a full Vietnamese team? TES really needs to thank BLG for winning First Stand. Comment 2: If not we would have to congratulate KC/TL for qualifying through play-ins.
Eddie (Caitlyn)	9.2	Comment 1: You inted quite a bit, but you won so I’ll give it to you. Comment 2: DCG lost to TSW 1-3 and 2-3, so it’s 1.5-3 on average. TES lost 1-3 outright, so they’re even worse than DCG, what a disgrace. You ask who DCG is? They just went home after losing 0-3 to KC and 0-3 to TL. They’re worse than EU’s No. 2 seed, worse than NA’s No. 2 seed, and not even as good as LCP’s No. 2 seed. So TL > KC > TSW > DCG > TES. You guys get it?
Bie (Nautilus)	9.7	Comment 1: After 1389 days, Vietnam has claimed another victory against TES, and Bie was also on the Vietnamese team that time. That’s what you call a double-own. Comment 2: Jack, there may be a thousand paths, but there is no escaping me.
Coach WarHorse	9.6	After seeing the likes of Tian and JackeyLove on the enemy team, Old Horse’s expression darkens, and a fire lights up in his heart. He calls DoinB and asks, “Brother Inb, what should we pick this game?”