u/pmel94

Aka handsome boy, perfect baby, little love, and my personal favorite absolute menace 😇 I just turned a year old and my mom is completely obsessed with me.

Defendant has been accused of dive bombing his mother while she was in the shower.

It’s clear he was just preforming his cat-ly duties by making sure his human wasn’t drowning in the scary waterfall chamber.

Any injuries sustained were the result of wet skin and gravity.

Defendant is counter suing for defamation of character.

Yes.

I have been accused of attacking my mother in the shower. I was simply exploring the cabinet she keeps the weird smelling stuff in, when I hear scary waterfall noises. I needed to ensure her safety so I leaped into action and the result of any injuries sustained was the result of wet skin and gravity

Clearly I am guilty of nothing but keeping my human safe.

Defendant is clearly unbothered and will expect plaintiff to cover all legal costs for her ridiculous accusations