u/porndrugsaccount

Yes I do, sir!
But only when someone says something funny. Sorry your super clever jokes about “items without stickers being free” didn’t make me lose my shit.

It’s always struck me as so weird and aggressive to crawl up someone’s ass for not giving you the response you want. I’m not rude. I’m just not gonna sit there and fake laugh to humor your stupid ass.

Dude runs his card. Doesn’t work!

“Oops I locked it!”

Takes 2-3 minutes to unlock it.
I happen to see their screen with $10.81 balance.

Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Just lock the card if you lose it!

That’s all. This happens at least once a day.