My dad’s self-made millionaire friend bought his wife, who has advanced Alzheimer’s, a self driving car so she could get around

he and like five other people eventually talked him into returning it because obviously it’s a terrible idea unless you want to kill her (part of me thinks he does lol), but this guy still had the idea, thought it through, and made the purchase. Just goes to show you that everyone is at least a little bit stupid.

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u/powerful-pills — 12 days ago

Can’t go down the stairs in the mortuary

im on the 3rd floor. I got the key, but when I go to either staircase, it wont let me go down. is this a bug, or am I missing something?

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u/powerful-pills — 14 days ago

Four months clean from opiates today

the only people who knew I was hooked are my wife and a couple of friends of mine, so I’m going to brag about it here. don’t do drugs, kids.

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u/powerful-pills — 1 month ago
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Anyone want an under face value ticket for Chicago tonight?

ticket was $90, willing to let it go for $75. DM if interested!

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u/powerful-pills — 3 months ago

Getting lit up on my city’s sub for daring to suggest that a Pokémon exhibit at a local museum is for kids and not adults

yeah man I’m sure those kids are going to love having to wait in line because you and your smelly 35 year old friends want to see an action figure that’s maybe twice as big as a normal action figure

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u/powerful-pills — 3 months ago