

▲ 0 r/dadjokes
The ice cream vendor filled my cone and asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," I replied. "Just arthritis."
u/prlugo4162 — 10 days ago
▲ 34 r/Unclejokes
As I stood watching, the ice cream truck man carefully filled the cone.
He looked at me and asked, "Crushed nuts?" I replied, "No. Arthritis."
u/prlugo4162 — 10 days ago
▲ 52 r/dadjokes
My wife asked if I had taken a shower today.
I said, "No. Why, are you missing one?"
u/prlugo4162 — 11 days ago