u/psychoiller

Football lovers assemble

Bro please... this account is not just an account. This is a story.A journey. A fallen empire.A While other kids were outside touching grass, I was inside getting absolutely cooked by scripting legends and null-pointer defending in eFootball at 3AM. I sacrificed sleep, mental stability, family respect, and probably 37 years of my future lifespan just trying to rank up. My thumbs have seen more battles than ancient warriors. My CFs missed open goals that changed me as a person. I've screamed "HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL??" loud enough for neighbors to think domestic violence was happening. Every night I log in with hope... and every night Konami personally sends me back to depression with a 94th minute long-ball counter attack from some guy named "MessiFan420". My current squad is so bad that even the commentators sound disappointed when I start a match. My goalkeeper dives in 144p, my defenders socially distance from strikers, and my midfield disappears faster than my father after saying "I'm going to buy milk." Meanwhile THIS account... THIS BEAUTIFUL ACCOUNT... looks like the Avengers of football assembled together. Bro has enough 93+ players to start a small nation. Looking at this squad made tears form in my eyes like an anime protagonist witnessing hope for the first time. If I win this giveaway, I swear I'll treat this account like a sacred family heirloom. I'll log in daily, kiss the badge goodnight, and defend every through ball with my life. I'll even stop rage quitting (maybe). Please random chooser gods... hear my cry. am not asking for riches. I am not asking for fame. I am simply asking for the opportunity to finally experience gameplay without my left-back turning into a traffic cone every match. Grant me this account, and I shall carry its legacy with honor, passion, and an unhealthy amount of sweating in Division matches.