u/qwertepic31

I have officially managed to get a puppy.

Video in comments shortly

Went to go refill my water jug at my normal spot. Like alawys. Right behind the middle school.. and the spigot had other ideas 😂 the temperature control knob decided to shoot off the fucker at Mach Jesus and smack my leg and is now BLASTING water all over the building and the sidewalk.. called 911 and they said they don’t have the tools to fix it. They gave me city water number so I called them and got to someone and he asks what happened. Said “I was just getting water from a spigot like I always do.. but it had other ideas tonight. The temparure control knob came off at Mach Jesus and started BLASTING water into oblivion. Dude died laughing and said he’d send a crew out shortly to assess what happened and then hung up. I went across the street to the bushes to then watch the chaos unfold next thing I hear is WHAT THE FUCK IT SQUIRTED ON ME 💀 and a dude running out screaming back to the truck to get a pair of boots on 😭

Yk.. I was told to watch my back around here because all the tweakers and whatnot. While yea they’re around they tend to keep to themselves for the most part. You know who doesn’t? THE GAYS. 4 days in a row multiple people have been hitting on me trying to get me to do stuff. Today a gentleman by the name of Bobby approached me. Asked what my name was and all that basic get to know ya chit chat and crap. About 5 minutes in he asks about a scar that I previously posted here. That somehow correlated into 5 horribly failed attempts to get me into the bathroom to take nude photos of me. I continued to reject him over and over and after about 30 or so minutes of politely telling him no. He walked over to another table. Got his wallet and gave me 63 dollars and said have a good day. I don’t know whether to be concerned or happy. But I meannnnn I’m making more money sitting in a library chair than I am flying a sign 😂

Walking through town and just WHAM