u/rawbery79

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DJ Casey Catsem here, with your MOVIE TUESDAY MUSIC TRIVIA!

DJ CASEY Catsem here, broadcasting LIVE from Roslyn, Meowshington. I got a LATE start and couldn't get as FAR as Roswell, so I stopped HERE. I'm keeping an eye out for MOOSE!

I'm here to tell ALL you spaced out CATS and KITTENS heading to today's MOVIE Tuesday selection of Close Encounters of the Third Kind a story about MUSIC competition and DISCO!

There was this GUY named Meco who made COOL music, and he kept having BAD luck, and not making any HITS. But he was hanging out in HOLLYWOOD, at least.

The DAY Star Wars came out in THEATERS this GUY saw the movie FIVE TIMES in a row! And then he got a GREAT IDEA to take two VERY popular things and COMBINE them together. And he created a DISCO Star Wars ALBUM! It was a BIG hit! And HIS version of the Star Wars THEME was a BIGGER hit than the GUY who WROTE it!

The GUY who WROTE it was named JOHN and he wrote a lot of FANCY, SERIOUS music. And he worked with a LOT of GUYS who made MOVIES!

And JOHN wrote the MUSIC for Star Wars and was ANNOYED that the OTHER guys version was MORE successful. So when THIS movie came out, Meco SAID “another hit song!" And John was LIKE “nuh-uh" and John's VERSION THIS time was MORE popular! Poor Meco NEVER had as big of a HIT after that.

Alright FRIENDS, there's some TALK of ALIENS out there, and my BROTHER is saying SOMETHING about how Mom has been REPLACED by ALIENS, so I better go put on my TIN HAT and hop in a FARADAY CAGE to be SAFE! Keep your PAWS on the GROUND and keep REACHING for the STARS!

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u/rawbery79 — 3 days ago
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I think the aliens have my Mama!

Pixel here, concerned tuxedo. I see tales here of aliens and abductions...well, I think my own Mama is one of them!

So normally I lay by her in bed when she wakes up and pets me. But today it didn't feel right. So I attacked with all my feet and my teeth!

And Maybe-Mama said OUCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING BABY BOY I JUST WOKE UP! So then I thought "oh, that is Mama" and didn't worry.

But then she started cleaning! Mama never likes to clean, so I was confused again - was Mama an alien after all?

I was about to go investigate further, when Maybe-Not-Mama started yelling about "where is that damn ball of yarn, it was just here, of course the irreplaceable one grows legs and WALKS AWAY" and I really started wondering!

Then she said, "ugh, I need to eat" and went in the kitchen and said "I don't want to eat ANYTHING HERE!" and she left! She came back with Dad and seems normal, but I'm not sure!

What do you think, friends? Casey didn't notice anything different.

Pixel, nervous tuxedo

(I had a real humdinger of a morning - if it could go wrong, it did, and at one point I saw Pixel looking at me very curiously and it occurred to me I was acting very much like I had been replaced by an alien version of myself! Also, I joke a lot about hating cleaning, so likely he would think that!)

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u/rawbery79 — 3 days ago
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Casey Catsem here, with some FACTS about the CANDY MAN!

Hello to ALL my FRIENDS listening on KICBGC in the West and WICBGC in the East, your RADIO network for international business!

DJ Casey Catsem HERE, to tell ALL you COOL CATS and kittens HEADING to TODAY'S Movie Tuesday selection of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" a MUSICAL story about The Candy Man!

SO there were a COUPLE of BORING guys who recorded the THEME SONG for the movie. And THEN they LISTENED to it and WERE like “oh no, this is terrible, we might not be nominated for an Oscar, this is so bad!”

SPEAKING of Oscar, at the SAME time a real COOL CAT named Sammy was having some CONTRACT ISSUES with his record label. And this guy MIKE at the label comes to Sammy and says “hey pal, my band, which is named after myself, did a song, and can you sing on it?"

AND Sammy was a COOL CAT, he hung out in VEGAS with some other guys called the RAT PACK, but somehow no cats or rats are ACTUALLY involved. And he was real FAMOUS and lots of really cool PEOPLE liked him and thought he was COOL, so Sammy said “no, it would ruin my career."

BUT since Mike was his BOSS, Sammy VERY reluctantly went in the STUDIO and recorded his part twice, VERY QUICKLY. Then he LEFT to go PERFORM for troops in a place called VIETNAM. And WHEN he left he told MIKE to “flush the song in the toilet."

Well, he DIDN'T do THAT, and it became Sammy's BIGGEST hit EVER! He STILL didn't LIKE the song, BUT it made him a LOT of MONEY, so at least that was GOOD.

https://postimg.cc/LgJPSHvw

DJ CASEY here, over and OUT!

u/rawbery79 — 10 days ago
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Good Mother's Day Crimes!

Hi friends! Pixel here, celebratory tuxedo. I love my Mama very much, so I try not to do naughty crimes, but I will do sneaky crimes and tell you how!

First, your mom (or dad) has to be laying down.

Then, you hop up and lay next to them.

Finally, you use their hand as a pillow! See?

https://postimg.cc/87nYSXKT

Now your human is trapped! You can also sling your paw over their arm as well for extra security!

I trapped my Mama on the couch this afternoon like this. Bonus, she was mumbling something about her hip aching and she was trying to move her leg without disturbing me! Hee hee hee!

This strategic position also allows for excellent ear, cheek, and chin rubs! Mama finally caved and gave me a double face massage! Oh, friends, it was delightful!

Good luck trapping your humans with my trick!

And Happy Mother's Day to all the human and cat and dog mamas out there!

u/rawbery79 — 11 days ago
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It's the soundtrack to today's movie on record!

https://postimg.cc/GTd9zM8B

While Casey is off boogieing I have some facts about this legendary soundtrack!

First, five of the songs on it were number one hits! (A Fifth of Beethoven, If I Can't Have You, Stayin' Alive, How Deep Is Your Love, Jive Talkin')

Second, it is the only disco album to win Album of the Year at the Grammys!

Third, this album stayed on top of the charts for 24 weeks! Half a year! No wonder my Dad says everyone was tired of disco after a while.

And my Mama would like to say this...wait, what does this say? Something about how da song Baker Street was robbed from being number one by Andy Gibb. [rereads notes, then throws in air and starts dancing]

(Baker Street had to sit at the number two spot for SIX WEEKS behind Shadow Dancing and the payola power of RSO Records and Robert Stigwood...but that is a story for another day!)

u/rawbery79 — 17 days ago
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Pixel here, mixed-up tuxedo. Apparently I did not read the title of today's movie correctly. Also, my Mama says this is a Trek house, whatever that means.

I have all my paws together though!

https://postimg.cc/yDNnZrsg

u/rawbery79 — 24 days ago