
Premonition
It was a beautiful sunny day! Cheezborger was in her car, driving down the interstate to a summer retreat in Florida! Her friends were in their own cars, and they all planned to meet up there. After pulling into Route 23 and stopping to give a homeless woman some money, Chee started to notice some things…a school bus with a bunch of rowdy boys shouting “pile up!”…a driver drinking beer while ironically driving a beer truck saying “drink responsibly”…a little kid in his dad’s car smashing toy cars together…and a large log truck, whose horn snapped Chee out of her funk, as she swerved to let it through. Chee felt an ominous vibe from these events, but surely she was just being paranoid right? Well…
Suddenly, the chains holding the logs down on the truck broke, the logs falling off and bouncing down the road. Chikn only had enough time to see a log barreling at him before it crashed through both the front window and his face, killing him instantly. And the carnage didn’t end there: Onyn’s attempts to dodge the logs resulted in him falling off his motorcycle and being crushed by it against a log. Iscream ended up in the crosshairs of a garbage truck, which plowed through their car, sending it up in flames. Slushi’s car flipped over bumper first, making her neck snap against her seatbelt. The brake pedal in Sassparilla’s car became blocked by a water bottle, leading both her and Sody to die in one last explosion. Chee, meanwhile, was laying in her wrecked car, injured but alive. She then caught a glimpse of a horribly burned Hawt Saus, trapped in his car and screaming desperately for help, only to be bulldozed by a giant semi truck that looked to be from the depths of hell itself. And right when it looked to be coming for Chee…she was suddenly driving down the road again!
“Was that all just a dream?” Chee wondered. “I guess I didn’t get enough sleep last night…” But when she saw things from her “dream” happen again—the homeless woman, the school bus, the beer truck—she knew: that wasn’t a dream, that was a warning! So, to try and save her friends from the impending disaster, she blocked the road with her car, parking it sideways. Her friends all stepped out of their cars, confused. Chikn walked up to her and asked what was wrong. “There’s gonna be a huge accident, and that log truck is gonna start it all!” She shouted as it drove past. “Now now, I think you’re overreacting Chee…” Chikn started to say…but at that moment, Chee’s fears were proven right, as they all soon witnessed one of the worst pile ups their world had ever seen…