u/rogerworkman623

I went to Dragon Roost Island to find Din’s Pearl, and thankfully, the mailbird recognized me and immediately got me an audience with the chief manbird.

I explained to the chief chicken how I was trying to save the world and needed Din’s Pearl, which apparently they have. And thankfully, he said they’d do everything they can to help me! Oh but first they have to deal with their dragon problem. And he needed my help with something important.

Ok, fine. I assumed the dragon is guarding the pearl, and he needed my help to calm the dragon first or something like that.

“Oh no, I think my 8 year old daughter is handling the dragon, don’t worry about that.” Um, ok.

“No, I really need you to go talk to my son. He’s depressed lately.” I’m sorry? Wtf do I look like?

“Oh but don’t worry, I wrote him a letter. Please go get the letter and deliver it to his bedroom.”

Cool. Sure, I’ll deliver your letter, it’s not like you’re a whole island of POSTAL WORKERS or anything like that. So I got the letter, walked down the hallway and walked into prince manbird’s stank ass bedroom without knocking. Lo and behold, this kid is sitting in his bed rubbing and caressing the exact thing I need to save civilization. Chief birdface said they can’t help me until their dragon problem was solved, meanwhile his kid is RIGHT down the hall getting weird with the only thing I need. So, I can take it and go, right? No, because shockingly, the kid was NOT at all impressed by his dad writing him a letter from down the hall and sending a random stranger to deliver it to him. So after throwing an annoying tantrum, he refused to give up the pearl.

Fine. Forget Prince Crybaby. So I decided to go help chief manbird’s daughter, Medli, the only chicken that seems to give AF about what’s happening around here. Long story short, the dragon that craps into their volcano all day had anal parasites, and one of these huge worms was irritating its butthole. I saved the daughter, killed the anal worm… and the chief didn’t even stop by to say “thanks” afterwards. Oh but some dude did ask me to help them sort their mail for them? And apparently that is the only thing that made me a “legend” among the bird people… no one even seemed to give a shit where Medli had been this whole time. But I’m really good at sorting mail, so they’ll never forget me.

Regardless, Prince Cry-Alot did finally came out of his stinky ass bedroom and gave me his pearl. So after rinsing it off thoroughly, I was able to leave this place and get on with saving all their lives.

Dragon Roost Island: 1/10, place smells like shit and they make you do paperwork. But the chief manbird’s daughter was kind of cool, she gave me a cool mountain climbing tool… AFTER I had already scaled a mountain.

First I saved him from an infestation. After he stereotyped me and started talking in some foreign language I didn’t speak, we discussed how Ganon had returned and was threatening the world, and how I needed Farore’s Pearl to stop him. But then he said that he can’t give me the pearl without doing some big “ceremony” first. Fine, whatever, I’ll wait.

Then one of his creepy leaf children told him that Makar, another leaf child, had fallen into the Forbidden Woods, despite many warnings to avoid it. And so I had to go save him first so they could do the ceremony. He did give me a cool leaf to help (even though it was really disturbing how he screamed in my face and squeezed the leaf out of his head, like he was really constipated or something.) So I did it- I went in there and saved Makar’s spinach ass from an evil flower.

So as soon as I got out of the woods with Makar, the tree said thanks… and just tossed me the pearl out of his branches. Like it was no big deal. Uhh, so you DIDN’T need to do a big ceremony first? You just thought you’d send the guy trying to SAVE the WORLD on an errand first?

By the way, I also have my own imprisoned sister to save in the meantime too, and unlike Makar, she didn’t just wander into somewhere called the FORBIDDEN woods out of curiosity.

Forest Haven: 0/10 rating, do not recommend visiting

It says ‘s Ally. There’s no other camp anywhere near me. And my ally is Maul there in the background. I don’t want this pervert.

I played a lot when the fishing season first launched. And then I’ve played a lot the last couple of months. I’ve been waiting forever to get this scrapbox. I think I have everything else from that season - the stash box, all the drowned furniture, lamps, etc… but this scrapbox has never shown up in the Atomic Shop that I saw. Maybe it was a season reward that I never got far enough for.

Does anyone have it? And do you know how you got it? I’ve been looking for a bundle that may include it, but I don’t see anything like that either.

Learning from Jack Shepherd that his fiancée will most likely be paralyzed for the rest of her life

About a New England Island town, with everyone talking about an unnatural fog that “takes people”, it’s all sounding very familiar lol

I only took the one screen grab, but some of the dialogue sounds right out of Far Harbor. “You know the fog took him, and it’ll take us next if we’re not careful!”