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▲ 32 r/SCJerk

Missy Hyatt: Did the Fed have to offer Brock another woman in order to bring him back from "retirement?"

Please ignore me talking about sleeping with coworkers to "ease their nerves" or various stories I've told about sleeping with wrestlers who have strongly denied doing so.

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u/rsziz — 3 days ago
▲ 126 r/hdtgm

Holy shit they need to cover Mindcage (2022) if only for its batshit twist

At first this was just some run of the mill B-grade schlock mixed with easy paydays for Martin Lawrence and John Malkovitch, but goddamn that ending reveal is pure HDTGM.

u/rsziz — 4 days ago
▲ 44 r/SCJerk

Is Violent J stupid?! Why would he want to expand the JCW fanbase and viewership? Doesn't he realize he can just ignore those casuals (ew) and just have FUN!!!

u/rsziz — 6 days ago
▲ 60 r/SCJerk

Bleacher Report here with our ideas on how Roman Reigns can refresh his character, because let's be honest he is really stale right now

Sure he's still getting major reactions from every crowd he gets in front of, moving merch, and is in demand as a promoter for the WWE on talk shows. Also ignore that we're owned by AEW's parent company and are looking for ANY reason to crap on the biggest company in the industry, this is clearly written in good faith.

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u/rsziz — 7 days ago
▲ 115 r/hdtgm

Honestly, how has Drowning Mona not been covered? A weird attempt at a crude whodunnit with a stacked cast and has plot points like a sex game involving Wheel of Fortune, multiple unreliable narrators, and was the main film setting was chosen because of its history with the the horrible car the Yugo

u/rsziz — 7 days ago
▲ 236 r/SCJerk

GUNTHER (slave name) is banned from Shockwave. WHY WALTER WHY!

u/rsziz — 8 days ago
▲ 60 r/SCJerk

We’re about to watch the most generational end to a PPV ever

u/rsziz — 8 days ago
▲ 38 r/SCJerk

Context: The WWE released South African discuss thrower Francois Prinsloo today, a year after signing him to a developmental deal. Please ignore he's never had a match, even per cagematch.

u/rsziz — 15 days ago