u/s-t-u-n-n-a-b-o-y

sometimes i get the feeling that i have changed size drastically and everything around me grew to accommodate. i’m talking multiple kilometres tall and someone changed all of the units of measurement in the world to prank me. i was staring at regular objects wondering how on earth we even had the resources to build at this scale. and O.M.G. i need to be careful with the way im moving i could wreck everything so easily!

at the exact same time this is happening and im going through this train of thought i know its not true and i even find it funny. im rational at the end of the day and it doesn’t matter that i think this. at most my coworkers might notice me space out for a few moments before i get back to it.

i smoked 2647163016319 cigarettes today 😆