u/sareuhbelle

Boohoo, you're sad. We get it. Shit, most of us would love to commiserate with you — if we weren't busy being dragged down by your bullshit. When did this sub turn into a bunch of candy ass clowns?? You're CAs, act like it!

Having a shit time in withdrawal? Shake your way over to the liquor store.

All alone and hating life? Tell us about the worst drunk call you ever made.

Convinced Death is on your doorstep? Tell that motherfucker to go away because you're thirsty!!

Almost all the shit I've been reading from you fucks lately are pleas for recovery — and it's fine if that's what you need/want/are trying to want to want. Please don't be offended by this degenerate boozebag; I fully support and hope the best for you. But this ain't the place for it.

Chairs.