Well, frens.. if tings weren't bad enuf, dey just got worse.

Iz wuz a lil' cold today, cuz .. oh, I dunno mebbe cuz .. IZ HAS NO FUR! So, Iz wuz shiverin' a bit.

Meomy sez "Oh poor Oscar, Iz got just di ting dat'll make uz warm!"

Iz thinkin' well, tank gaw, someone gunna take care of mi around heer.

She go to di basement closet n' come back n' ...

Dis.. dis .. is di ting.

- Oscar BBB, MM

DEY

TOOK

MI FUR

^(oh gah, Iz look RIDIKULUZ)

- Oscar BBB, MM

Dis mornin' mi orang brudder n' stinkee sistur & mi non-stinkee sistur ALL got packed into di carriers n' abdukted to di pokey place by Meomy n' Papi.

But not mi?!!! Wut gives???

Now Iz just sittin' heer all alone. Abanmdoned n' unabduckted.

^(Iz bet dey gettin' Wendy's widdout mi.)
- Oscar BBB, MM

She tink it gross. Heeheeeheee. Papi lieks chocolate tho.
- Oscar BBB, MM

No soo today, for Iz has eaten di BIGGEST land mamall in di north of americas.

Frens, it is delishus!

Iz di best hunter evur.

- Oscar BBB, MM

Nothin' more Iz can say.

- Oscar BBB, MM