The following is a work of fiction:

Myself and some colleagues have recently been working out reliable, reproducible, and empirically proven methods of inducing moral panics and mass hysteria events in vulnerable populations entirely memetically and without spending a single penny or lifting much more than a finger.

The first problem is what exactly makes a population vulnerable to moral panic/mass hysteria. These conditions would seem somewhat analogous to fuel-load and climatic conditions that increase the likelihood of wildfire in ecological systems. But in human populations these are of course psychological/social/economic/etc. conditions rather than purely physical. High levels of anxiety and uncertainty in a population, or in contrast - far too much certainty causing such a gross mismatch between expectations and outcomes that severe levels of cognitive dissonance result; interpersonal, familial, communal, and government level repression, rapidly shifting demographics, social/cultural/informational isolation, poverty, low levels of education and intelligence, high levels of conformity and "social contagion factor", youth, immaturity, gullibility.

Assuming there is critical mass of fuel-load and ripe socio-climatic conditions in a population the second problem then is a memetic triggering event. This could be a real physical fear-inducing event or a perceived one. But our concerns here are only with the theoretical and memetic: A newspaper report, a rumour even, a sighting of mysterious and unexplained phenomena. If the ideological substrate of a given population has become unstable and volatile and delusional enough it could be something as simple as a person experiencing a nightmare from which they awaken believing they have suffered some kind of supernaturally caused but real-life harm. Somebody who thinks they've seen a ghost or heard a witch utter a magic spell under their breath. A tree falling down in the middle of the night in the forest for no particular discernible reason may produce in a paranoid and guileless person a sense of immense and inconsolable dread. Someone or something, presumably, is to be blamed. And from blame then on to hunt and retribution. And from then on to who knows where.

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u/secret333 — 8 days ago

I'm considering becoming a Hollywood Communist

Does anyone know where i can purchase a Mao Suit for under 1,800 USD. I am on a Strict Budget.

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u/secret333 — 29 days ago

Recently I have converted to Chinese Catholicism and I must now Confess to You All that I have forgiven Peter Thiel

For spying on me, for looking at all those pictures of my Large Erect Throbbing Dong which I had kept so safely and discreetly stored deep in the archives of my Smart Phone's memory bank, which were never intended to be Viewed by Peter, or by anyone else but Myself and my Beloved, but nonetheless Peter went ahead and Viewed Anyway. And i must say after some Long, Hard, and at times Tortured Contemplation, I do indeed Forgive Peter Thiel for his Boundless Curiosity. Who amongst Us has not Wondered. Let he Who is Without Sin cast the First Stone. And so I say to Mr. Peter Thiel: My Friend, My Father if i may call you My Father, You are Forgiven for Viewing my Moderately Sized Dong in all of its Various and Motley Forms, at times Engorged and at times Flaccid. I hope you have Enjoyed my Penis in all of its States of Turgidity and i Forgive You for sharing my Dong Photos with all your Buds to whom The Keys you have so Graciously Granted Access - and perhaps you will Record a Podcast about it - about My Dong. I Forgive You Peter Thiel and May God Bless You and All your Buds too.

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u/secret333 — 1 month ago
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I'm going to unironically become a Nick Land guy

Buy a leather jacket and a crotch rocket. Grow out my ponytail. Do computer tingies and numberometry with all my frens. I'm going to move to San Francisco and become speed buddies with a bunch of CCP spies. We're going to convince JD to get the CIA to drop leaflets over Tehran that inform the people that the IRGC has HIV. Yeah we do psyops. We eat primarily bananas and soylent. Sometimes if we're feeling like it we take the x dot com code boys out for ice cream and brush their long soft dark east asian hair while they suck down a cone or two. Vanilla, sprinkles, maybe a couple gummy bears on top if we're feeling bullish about the midterms.

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u/secret333 — 2 months ago
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All I eat is raw chicken skin. I stretch it very thin upon a rack until it almost splits itself apart. This is to unlock the secrets buried deep within the skin of the chicken.

Myself and some colleagues have been doing some research into the power of raw chicken skin. It has many unique powers for the gut which are only now emerging in the research.

There is more research on meat especially raw meat right now than ever. Every year more papers about meat are coming out and the research in them shows the powers of meat, especially raw meat. Look into Raw Chicken Skin.

This most recent study has shown it for me. The power of meat for healing and peace is unquestionable. I have been primarily consisting on Raw Chicken Skin. My hair and and nails have never been more vibrant or longer and thick.

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u/secret333 — 2 months ago