u/sexy__mouse

I added a little bit of maple syrup, a pinch of sea salt and vanilla to the whipped cream for a little extra razzle dazzle

This man needs help

Frank's latest failure is his potato chip machine overflowing beef tallow all over the floor of his business and the first thought that came to mind was how this is going to attract rodents. A whole mini series could be made about all of his business fuck-ups ranging from goat abuse to being raided by the USDA and freezer failures and yet every other day he spews vitriol about other businesses he claims are poor quality or have copied his ideas. He has never provided any proof of any of these claims and behaves this way because of jealousy and feeling threatened by the competition.

Another day, another narcissistic crash out from Frank about how he is SO smart and special that everyone copied his genius idea to make a whey protein bar with beef tallow and honey. Frank has zero evidence that he was the first one to create this extremely unoriginal bar and as the "victim" he seeks to get revenge by suing everyone and burying them in legal fees while also shooting himself in the foot by wasting his own money since judges end up throwing out all of his cases for being so ridiculous. Saladino is also on the list of being sued for his bar even though Frank already owes him 100 g's for the slander suit and was ordered not to speak of him anymore.

Nothing says summer like local fruit! I measured out a pound of chopped fruit that was past its prime and added about an extra tablespoon of flour to account for the extra juices. Baked for about 50 minutes

Another day another delusional conspiracy theory about why Frank can't get a woman. The latest one is that we are being lied to about how low the female population is. Surely it can't be Frank's rotten narcissistic, homophobic and misogynistic personality, it must be that there aren't enough female partners to go around.

With how brilliant, selfless, attractive, genius and original Frank is, surely it's Taban, Jewish people, vegan gains, the illuminati, soy formula that he was given as a baby, the Amish, women, Paul Saladino, former business partners, insurance companies, car dealerships, shoddy contractors, and other small businesses that have led to his downfall.

Is there anyone in this world that Frank hasn't made an enemy of?

I have two of these step-in air harnesses from Voyager. The medium one in the video seems like it might be a little loose and yet the small size barely velcros together on her back and even though it clips together just fine, I can't help but wonder if it's too snug and putting pressure onto her spine. Please let me know what you think!