u/shf500

r/TwoSentenceSadness r/1980s r/RandomThoughts r/AdviceAnimals

▲ 145 r/TwoSentenceSadness

At the sleepover, I discovered my friend had several Harry Potter books at his house, so when I got home I immediately told my mother about them

I'm sad that I can no longer be his friend, but thankfully I won't be burning in hell when I eventually die, unlike my former friend.

u/shf500 — 14 days ago

▲ 159 r/1980s

This guy scared the bejeezus out of me

u/shf500 — 2 months ago

▲ 956 r/AdviceAnimals

The Anti-Harry Potter crowd makes zero sense

u/shf500 — 4 months ago

▲ 28 r/RandomThoughts

The pregnant girl who dropped out is more likely to get a high school reunion invite than the nerd who graduated

u/shf500 — 4 months ago

▲ 682 r/TwoSentenceSadness

My husband and I smiled in happiness as our son unwrapped a new bike from his grandfather.

Our heroin was running out and thankfully our local pawn shop will pay more for new bikes.

(Fiction)

u/shf500 — 4 months ago

▲ 285 r/AdviceAnimals

Parents in 1990

u/shf500 — 5 months ago