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Joe Rogan has been sentenced to be exhiled and shot into space, for his election endorsements of Trump

u/sleeptheresnotime — 11 days ago
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Dangerous New TikTok Craze: Children Inject Just Enough Rabies To Get A Buzz. Several Deaths Already Reported.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 12 days ago
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Sweden First Country To Execute Individuals Once They Meet Billionnaire Status

This image captures an artist rendition of the most recent 'self-made' billionaire.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 12 days ago
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Breaking News: Ellen Degeneres has gone on an unhinged killing spree on her set. Multiple staffers confirmed dead or critically wounded.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 17 days ago
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Breaking News: Donald Trump has been caught disguised as a High School, to trick and seduce minors

u/sleeptheresnotime — 18 days ago
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Palestinian Actress Mayim Bialik Promotes Meat in New Book

Well known Palestinian Activist and Actress Mayim Bialik is launching a new book titled "Ditch the Greens". The Actress, known for her role in slapstick comedy 'Third Rock from the Sun' is excited to be launching the book, which sheds light on the cruelty within the vegetable industry. In this photo, she is seen biting down on her new favourite food, processed red meat in a bun.

"The vegetable industry is horrific," she says in an interview, "It made me sick learning about how cucumbers and lettuce are treated. Forced into fields in the blazing heat, drenched in water daily and ultimately cut up. And that ends up on your plate. And you eat it. It's evil and it must end. and you eat it. My poor children used to eat it. It's wrong."

Mayim now refuses the green stuff and will only eat meat from cows, pigs, lambs, etc that has been properly slaughtered. "They don't even feel it really", she says "Quick slice to the throat, a few seconds of terror, and its all over. Nothing like a tomato being diced into a hundred pieces. You really need to do the research. And buy my book. But you do need to research."

Mayim's book will be out next month, and all proceeds are going to the Free Palestine charity.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 19 days ago
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu raises a glass in a toast of support to NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani

u/sleeptheresnotime — 21 days ago
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The first picture of Musk and Trump's newborn baby. The couple are said to be delighted, and have asked for privacy at this special time.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 22 days ago
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Couple who climbed Empire State Building Dead

Sad news today. A daredevil couple climbed to the top of the Empire State Building to fly a flag of peace and hope. All went well and the man actually proposed whilst up there. Naturally, the woman said yes but in the excitement they both lost their footing and plummeted to the ground before hitting the pavement and exploding. A group of school children were on a school walk and sadly witnessed the event. Thoughts and prayers (for what they're worth) go out to the family at this difficult time. As well as little 'wrong place, wrong time' Jimmy who was on the school walk and is currently showering the couple off his clothes and face.

u/sleeptheresnotime — 24 days ago
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Scientists have hacked into JD Vance's dead brain

Scientists hired by the White House yesterday exhumed the decaying body of JD Vance and extracted his rotting brain. Using cutting edge and highly unethical technology they've wired into his brain and have created a new LLM "chatJDV". The aim is to use the technology to speak directly to Vance for his political insights. It's currently in Beta stage and they are working through a few kinks. They managed to get it to speak through text with his first words being "Argh for the love of God what is happening?! I'm in so much pain. Please stop this. Kill me!". Which scientists have said is encouraging.

More news as it comes in.

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u/sleeptheresnotime — 24 days ago
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Hope y'all are staying safe in the hot weather. With the number of spontaneous human combustion deaths reaching 3000 this week, we all need to stay extra hydrated with salt water.

Sorry to be 'that guy' but we can all agree that walking past a pile of ash on your way to work isn't how you want to start your day. I saw a young man melt like butter in the midday heat earlier, and it was heart wrenching to watch his mother scoop up what hadn't evaporated in the scorching heat.

And with JD Vance dying of rabies I don't think I can take much more of the needless dying. So I hate to nag but let's look out for ourselves and each other. And however tempting it is to reach for unsalted water, we all know that just dehydrates us even quicker. Salt water only guys okay. Or just a mouthful of salt, if you have no water to hand.

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u/sleeptheresnotime — 29 days ago
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Is Levo that risky?

Nitro hasn't been working for 6 months and so they prescribed me levo something. I read the leaflet and it's says it can cause psychosis and irriversible physical and mental side effects. I've had psychosis and I'm not really feeling the vibe to have it again. But my only other option is Ampicillin which no pharmacy seems to stock. Does anyone have any experience with levo? Is it just one in a million kind of thing but they have to mention it just in case? I've had an Enterococcus UTI every 4 weeks since e-coli urinosepsis in Jan. They keep putting me on Nitro and I'm not actually sure it's recurring, it may be that it just never went away. The only symptoms I have is fatigue and difficulty emptying bladder, leakage etc. Not much burning and bright red blood twice. Ive also just started a urine antiseptic and flomax.

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u/sleeptheresnotime — 1 month ago